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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

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大概翻一下：

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter.

(我的性別認同是攻擊直昇機)

Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.

(打從我是小男孩起我就夢想著能從油田上呼嘯而過，投彈在那些噁心的外國佬頭上)

People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.

(人們和我說人類是不可能當攻擊直昇機的，我只是個智障而已，但我不在乎，我就是如此的美麗)

I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.

(我正在動整形手術，在身上裝上旋翼、30公厘機砲還有AMG-114地獄火飛彈)

From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.

(從現在起我要你們叫我「阿帕契」，還有尊重我從高空濫殺無辜的權利)

If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

(如果你不能接受我，你就是"恐直昇機"，你最好去反省一下你的交通工具特權。感謝你的諒解。)

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這個Alt-right真的很戳