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[fic]
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I got sick of seeing the same old shit, done the same old way, in Harry Potter Fan-fiction.
So I decided to take as many new ideas as i could think of, while mixing in things that I have seen before in ways I haven't seen before.
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...okay, great, but that tells me nothing about the story.
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and lets not forget Manipulative sort of perverted Dumbledore YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!.
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why. Why did you feel the need to throw 'perverted' in there. Dumbles can be manipulative piece of work without it.
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I need three parts just to get all the 'wat' from this one in. It... seems to be an untagged crossover.
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At age 9 Harry is hurt badly, he is sent back into his 5 year old body. He now has the gamer ability, and boy is he gonna use it. At age 11 he is given more then the Hogwarts letter. Which one will he choose.
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Harry's Gamer Ability will be a combination of; The original Gamer Ability from The Gamer Web Comic, South Park:The Fractured, But Whole and my own additions.
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Right Now Harry will not be paired with anyone, He is really young after all. But if he is, It will probably be Slash. The characters will probably be at least a little OC, but I will try to make them as Cannon as I can, the ones I do bash will be OC.
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ah yes, original character bashing.
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Also I have no idea what's going on here.
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Tags: No House Rivalry, But Gryfindore doesnt like slytherins
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So... house rivalry, then?
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Genuinely funny summary: A big blue box crash-lands in Ron's backyard, which is the last thing he needs right now.
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What if there was another school like Hogwarts, but the students were allowed to wear muggle uniforms, the Houses are Deere, Wolfeen, Jaguar, and Hawcks, students rose dragons instead of brooms... And the potions teacher is... half Gypsy? And the single mother of two 5th years in her house?
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1) IS THERE A REASON A RANDOM TEACHER IS HALF ROMANI
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2) Wolfeen
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Dumbledore is always trying to be all sly with him. Harry, thankfully, sees past that Chucklefucks mind games. Follow on this Bumpy ride of Plot twist. Everyone is Fucking Gay. Drown in the swear words.
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...right then.
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as well as Gilderoy Lockhart being back as Dada professor Well, he's nonsensical enough for the job of explaining Dadaism.
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