Curdy&Comfy
finger guns what is UP my dudes, i can't function today without sunglasses i am THRIVING
AkechiApologist
MMM SUNSHINE IS SO GOOD
Curdy&Comfy
sunshine is so good until it makes your eyes throb
Curdy&Comfy
granted it's not just sunshine
Curdy&Comfy
it's every shred of light that may have existed ever
AkechiApologist
LOL
AkechiApologist
shit
Curdy&Comfy
i have suspected i am half vampire for many a year now
Curdy&Comfy
intolerance to garlic
Curdy&Comfy
unable to enter places without being explicitly invited
Curdy&Comfy
uncomfortable stance around a lot of religious iconography
Pyro☸Pirate
as someone with vampiric ties in my bloodline, I will confirm this lol
Curdy&Comfy
but now my condition has spread to sunlight
Curdy&Comfy
alas, this is my fate
Curdy&Comfy
LMFAO RJ OH MY GOD
Curdy&Comfy
ARE YOU SAYING YOU CAN DIAGNOSE MY POTENTIAL VAMPIRIC INFLUENCE
Pyro☸Pirate
pats I remember one time when my eyes wouldn't dilate so they overdosed me and I wasn't allowed to medically remove my sunglasses for a full 30 hours.
Curdy&Comfy
kxjhdgifhgod oh my god
Curdy&Comfy
that is fucking WILD
Pyro☸Pirate
I'M just saying HISTORICALLY I got the hook up (Countess Bathory ect) how you got mixed up in it is anyone's guess lol but I have used such explanations for my own confusing medical issues
Pyro☸Pirate
haha yeah, interesting times, I felt cool
Pyro☸Pirate
but hopefully you won't be stuck in yours as long
Curdy&Comfy
i hope so too goddamn
Pyro☸Pirate
and you're in a state where it's always Sunny too :{
Curdy&Comfy
also i just looked up my symptoms and i may be suffering from a silent migraine lol
Curdy&Comfy
no head pain, but definitely other stuff
Curdy&Comfy
YUP, THE SUNSHINE STATE, MY HOME
Pyro☸Pirate
oh no 
Echo
Curdy&Comfy
i'm reading our leasing contract for this new apartment place and I am always very mrrrrrrrrrr about these things
Curdy&Comfy
(yes i read Everything(
Curdy&Comfy
I'm also catching up on The Adventure Zone and I love Clint's DMing style oh man oh man
Curdy&Comfy
i love his voices too oh man
Curdy&Comfy
WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU GODS
Curdy&Comfy
YELLS
Curdy&Comfy
i love it when apartment contracts are like YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE CANDLES IN OUR APARTMENTS WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION
Curdy&Comfy
and i just
Curdy&Comfy
imagine
Curdy&Comfy
actually going to the office
Curdy&Comfy
and sitting down in that chair in front of one of the agents
Curdy&Comfy
and going "yeah i want to light one (1) candle inside my apartment, can i get the written approval from you guys to do this"
Curdy&Comfy
"AC problems are not emergencies" hey listen, in Florida, it certainly feels like it
Kittenfais
In what world are AC problems not emergencies?
Kittenfais
In Florida?????
Kittenfais
The Actual Center of Heat Death in this universe????
Echo
Fuckin' seriously.
Curdy&Comfy
I KNOW RIGHT
Curdy&Comfy
also of course our current apartment complex FINALLY gets a 2 bedroom open in January literally when we have already hooked up with another place :/
curby&coughing
its fucking florida YES IT IS
curby&coughing
heater problems here are emergencies
Curdy&Comfy
It says in this lease that they don't consider AC things as an emergency so
Curdy&Comfy
RIP
curby&coughing
dicks
Curdy&Comfy
yeaaaaah
Curdy&Comfy
tbh I'm lowkey glad that this lease is only 9 months
Curdy&Comfy
if they're garbage, we can bounce earlier
Curdy&Comfy
(though knowing we have a 9 month lease is. not conducive to me actually unpacking anything l-lol)
Curdy&Comfy
haha where you live is always temporary and not yours, therefore you must be ready to leave at any moment
Echo
Curdy&Comfy
lowkey buzzes
fernicus
i will make this place our home, gdi
Curdy&Comfy
temporary!!!!!
Curdy&Comfy
besides, we're not really allowed to do much to the walls
Curdy&Comfy
no painting or anything like that
Curdy&Comfy
small holes for pictures are ok but if we get a big TV we'd absolutely have to ask
Curdy&Comfy
for a wall mount
fernicus
also yes hello I would like to light two (2) candles for a date night with my fiance. oh, no, its.... not to light the table. ha. ha. it's actually for s
Curdy&Comfy
F E R N
fernicus
I'm dying
Curdy&Comfy
see, reading leasing contracts can lead to hilarious jokes
Curdy&Comfy
the candle thing is pretty standard though, our current apartment is the same way
Echo
Front office: You... you know what? You can have a permanent candle license. Light all the candles you want without telling us. Please.
Curdy&Comfy
LMFAO
Curdy&Comfy
also, the "totally silent migraine aesthetic" 
Echo
Sorry about the migraine, but you are totally rocking that look.
Curdy&Comfy
why thank you! I call it punk rock pain
curby&coughing
lmao babe
curby&coughing
i love how you always seem to take blurry pics of yourself. it reminds me you are a cryptid
Curdy&Comfy
I didn't mean for this one to be blurry
Curdy&Comfy
but if you see me in sharp relief then the end of the world is here
curby&coughing
good to know
Curdy&Comfy
here is me without the beauty filter and th sunglasses
here is me without the beauty filter and th sunglasses
Curdy&Comfy
Holy fuck I look awful
Curdy&Comfy
I look like I haven't slept in days
curby&coughing
my gorgeous girlfriend
my gorgeous girlfriend
Curdy&Comfy
I look like a giant mosquito has been siphoning blood from my body at night
Curdy&Comfy
I look like what a brain sucker's human-sona would look like if they decided to sketch out what they thought was an approximate humanoid figure
Curdy&Comfy
huffs angrily, if we get bed bugs we have to pay to disinfect our own things. at least they say they will disinfect the dwelling themselves but still, annoying and rude
ash hole
fuck landlords
ash hole
also you are the kawaiiest cryptid
Curdy&Comfy
yeah, fuck landlords tbh
Curdy&Comfy
and thank you, you are sweet
Curdy&Comfy
dang, these gate cards are expensive, 50 bucks if we lose them
Curdy&Comfy
i hate having to allow this place to use my face for their everything, forever
i hate having to allow this place to use my face for their everything, forever
Curdy&Comfy
Ok! Lease completely signed!
Curdy&Comfy
and I am completely caught up on TAZ!
Curdy&Comfy
God I am so tired but I need to do my tag bomb good lord
Curdy&Comfy
I got up and the entire world swam, yeehaw we out here DOING IT
Curdy&Comfy
if I end up as scatter brained as yesterday though I'm gonna be mad
Curdy&Comfy
also why does this always happen on my days off and not when I need to work????? why is it whenever I have time for ME I feel bad
Curdy&Comfy
this sucks
Curdy&Comfy
not yesterday. day before yesterday
fernicus
lol whoops
Curdy&Comfy
lol whoops what?
fernicus
we lit our pumpkins
Curdy&Comfy
Oh yeah, lol, we were in total violation of that
fernicus
welp
Curdy&Comfy
to be COMPLETELY FAIR I forgot it was a thing in our lease
fernicus
[landlord voice] evicted. evicted. none of you are free of sin.
Curdy&Comfy
LOL
Curdy&Comfy
good god am I gonna need a fucking. cheering squad to eat again today
Curdy&Comfy
this isn't good
Curdy&Comfy
all I ate yesterday was a muffin, some toast, and the lunch I had packed like three days ago
Curdy&Comfy
today I have eaten..... a cookie? OH AND A SANDWICH AND SOME CHIPS, OK, NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED
curby&coughing
babe omg eat, you can DO it
fernicus
eaT EAT EAT EAT
ash hole
eet fud
fernicus
EAT
Echo
Go, eat, win.
Go, eat, win.
Curdy&Comfy
guys I am trying but it is major struggle bus over here
Curdy&Comfy
like, I am only half joking, this is. increasingly difficult
Curdy&Comfy
and slightly embarrassing
Echo
Eating can be weirdly horrible sometimes, it's not your fault. Sometimes your body just decides to pull this shit on you.
ash hole
ye olde executive dysfunctione
Curdy&Comfy
well, seeing as I was trying to cook and literally up ended everything into the very hot oven, I am doing really horrible today
Curdy&Comfy
this just went from "mildly annoying but I can at least find humor in it" to "this is actively endangering me and making me feel like a fool"
Echo
Oh fuck, that's awful, I'm sorry.
Curdy&Comfy
thank you. I just. wish I knew what was going ob
Curdy&Comfy
on*
fernicus
Curdy&Comfy
I'm just. not gonna cook these things again if we get them. this one was ridiculously frustrating on multiple levels
Curdy&Comfy
yup, I fucked it up. uuuuuugh I am so tired and frustrated right now
Echo
ash hole
:c
curby&coughing
oh hun, i'm so sorry D:
Curdy&Comfy
oh, actually, spot of good news: I salvaged it! It tastes pretty good (except for the giant cloves of garlic lol)
Echo
Congratulations. : D
Curdy&Comfy
damn it. i think the bad brain is winning. ugh
Echo
No.
No.
ash hole
/gentle hug
Curdy&Comfy
hello everyone, today is slightly better but only slightly and now I have to go to work
Curdy&Comfy
I tried relaxing and taking a nap but that has now made my stomach feel bad????
Curdy&Comfy
all well
ash hole
hang in there hon i love you
Curdy&Comfy
thank you, I love you too
Echo
Curdy&Comfy
update: fighting off horrible headache, left arm won't stop trembling????
Curdy&Comfy
but only if I hold things in a certain position
Echo
Uh. That sounds like something you should see a doctor about. D:
Curdy&Comfy
it's fine I am just falling apart slowly
ash hole
that happened to me one time and it was terrifying
Curdy&Comfy
It's happened more than once, alas, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Curdy&Comfy
death comes for us all
ash hole
stop dying
Curdy&Comfy
I will only stop dying whenever I get health insurance and can fix the multitude of health problems I probably have brewing in this body of mine
ash hole
same. i mean i have health insurance but dont have the time or money to get help
ash hole
america!
Curdy&Comfy
America!