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[CW: Religion] So I learned something today! Did you know that you can't be poly and kinky and Christian, because 'a man can't serve two masters, a man can't serve both God and cum?'
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I love that he's using Jesus talking about treasures in heaven and not worshipping money and not something actually about the topic
Enfys
Also, I can't spell rebuttal properly without looking it up. ty dwrp
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Enfys
Kinda amused that I'm now a UU.
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ffffffft
Enfys
Good try, my dude.
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well, I'm apparently not a Christian, so
Enfys
Like, this is how you insult me? By calling me a UU?
Enfys
Nope, because you don't follow Christ and try to live by his words.
Enfys
Oh.
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Wait.
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Ainsley ☄
bless their tiny heart
Enfys
XD
papermint tiger
/peeks in as your resident UU
papermint tiger
oh i missed that you're also a UU
papermint tiger
salutations, fellow coffee-worshiper
Enfys
I'm not.
Enfys
But that was his insult. That's I'm the Typical American UU
papermint tiger
oh i see! well that's stupid
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she's not, haha, which is the joke. this guy just assumed she was because she quoted the Bible at him when he was being a fucking idiot fake Christian
papermint tiger
UU is an insult now? why...
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HE WAS TAKING SOMETHING AND LEAVING THE CONTEXT OFF. That annoys me
papermint tiger
yeah i misunderstood that XD
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because idiot
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I have NO idea
papermint tiger
/just shakes head
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asshole didn't like being called out for being stupidly wrong
Enfys
yeah.
papermint tiger
pfft, so it's kind of a backhand compliment
Enfys
Kinda?
papermint tiger
because UUs apparently are smart adn know the bible
Enfys
D
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XD
tea’s gone cold
'a man can't serve both God and cum'
tea’s gone cold
CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT 'LOGIC'
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fffffft
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apparently not!
tea’s gone cold
seriously that's one of those phrases so indescribably stupid that you almost have to concede the argument just because you'll know you'll think of it for the rest of your life
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XD
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If I'd been less pissed at the time, probably yeah
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I went the route of reaming and cursing them out instead, and explaining in details just how indescribably stupid they were
papermint tiger
i'm betting that if he was challenged to give up sex he'd suddenly backpedal real fast on that stance...
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hahahaaaaa
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I'd kind of like to know exactly how much he stared when I flat out said that I can count on one hand the number of times I've had sex
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especially given that I specified that I've been married for ten years, and was a virgin before that
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but he never actually responded to me
papermint tiger
yeah, being kinky =/= being promiscuous
SariAAAAAAAH
/raises hand
SariAAAAAAAH
what's a UU?
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Unitarian Universalist
papermint tiger
i can explain in depth if you'd like
SariAAAAAAAH
sure
papermint tiger
ok well... it was actually founded during the time when there were three popes, a bunch of dudes went 'fuck that we're making our own church'
papermint tiger
and we get mostly people who are fed up with the way other churches are, because there's... no real creed
papermint tiger
just a set of values to follow, which basically boil down to 'don't be a dick'
papermint tiger
so we can believe anythign we like and the rest of the church respects that
papermint tiger
as long as it's not hurting anyone, so you know
papermint tiger
no sacrifices of humans or animals
papermint tiger
but seriously
papermint tiger
it's a very accepting place, but the running joke is that we worship coffee and we have committees for everything
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hehe
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so..... Ianto would be like. a god then
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/teasing
papermint tiger
probably XD
Enfys
XD
papermint tiger
oh i should say that the name of it came from two chruches that got smooshed into one, the Unitarians (one god) and the Universalists (for all)
papermint tiger
and you'll run into some holdouts that call themselves Universalist Unitarians
papermint tiger
they get very annoyed when you call them the wrong thing
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yeeps
SariAAAAAAAH
oh, I think I have heard of this yeah
SariAAAAAAAH
so this is an insult somehow?
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it was apparently supposed to be, yeah
SariAAAAAAAH
/shakes head
papermint tiger
the only thing i can think of is that i guess we can appear wishy washy from the outside?'
papermint tiger
because there is no creed
papermint tiger
which i don't see how that's a bad thing, but ok
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eh. the guy is just an idiot, I wouldn't put much stock in it
papermint tiger
i guess 'hard core' Christians like this idiot don't like how we're totally allowed to cherrypick
papermint tiger
XD
fandomjunkie
So, "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"?
fandomjunkie
XD
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