Sir Nyx-A-Lot
[work] So tonight has been A Night already.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Called the police twice for a fight and a domestic. Lots of drunk people. And a technical error made me work through my second break (I'll make it up later)
kikibug13
oi
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
But a lot of my coworkers are dressed up and they are cute af.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
One of our techs is Scruffy from Futurama and he's unrecognizable as himself.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I wish I'd thought to wear my tail. 
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Aww
sAlty
awww
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I'm so tired. One more hour here, then gas, Walmart, and driving sister home. I should be able to settle by like. Ten.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
So four hours till sleeps
sAlty
getting theeeere
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Aside from an hour nap I'm approaching my second 24 hour waking period within a week
sAlty
Jesus
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
This time wasn't entirely my fault, though it's directly the result of my last one which was, so...
kikibug13
It's a mix but you had game
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I'm not even halfway through it yet. 
sAlty
'not even' omg
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
If I made a Bayek journal I'd be sorely tempted towards fuckhippos or mywifeisflawless
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
LOOK.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
It's AssCreed. If I'm not distracted by ten thousand different things then I'm playing it wrong.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
It's so cold this morning. /feeding his car
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
My hoodie is great for fall, not winter
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
My thicker ones are all boxed in the attic
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
I'm actually not sure if dw would allow you to use profanity in a journal name, but both sound fun?
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Probably not
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
And if I did the latter I would need an Aya with a matching "myhusbandis___"