:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 7:38 PM
WELP. at the ER. can't I get like a valued customer stamp card, I'm sure I'd be due for a free something by now
Curdy&Comfy
@PBmajesty
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 8:10 PM
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 8:34 PM
jazzy just now "all ball pythons are into the paranormal"
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 8:35 PM
it's good ur documenting the AMT of bullshit I say
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 8:37 PM
i mean it's valid
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 8:38 PM
it is. fox mulder is 50 ball pythons in a trench coat, i had the screenshots to prove it
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:04 PM
jazzy upd8, they gave her morphine and are checking for appendicitis, if it is they'll bump up the surgery and do it all at once
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:04 PM
just clear out that entire abdomen i guess
Uncontrollable
@ultimaweapon
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:06 PM
Abdomens are hell, man. There's so damn many things that can go wrong in them.
Uncontrollable
@ultimaweapon
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:07 PM
And all pain does is serve like a Check Engine Light. Eight zillion possible problems all boiled into one indicator that MIGHT just be complaining because you left the metaphorical gas cap off.
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:07 PM
squeaky clean
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:09 PM
"If I say something funny but not personal make sure people know"
Curdy&Comfy
@PBmajesty
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:31 PM
LMFAO
Curdy&Comfy
@PBmajesty
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:31 PM
but also I'm glad they are alive and still memeing
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:34 PM
nurse just brought in three cups of liquid jazzy needs to drink for the ct scan and announced it with "cocktails!"
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 10:35 PM
NOW someone is yelling some soap opera bullshit
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:54 PM
with v little context "I'm not so hifh I'm gonna be a little bitch abouy it"
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:55 PM
I was a medium bitch about ii
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:55 PM
in actuality, in ral life
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:55 PM
who should i leave in charge of telling you when to sign off plurk
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:56 PM
hoo boy
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:56 PM
oh shit i would pay 36 dollars for her at a restaurant
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:56 PM
to EAT??
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:57 PM
I win tge vore award
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:57 PM
the voreward
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:57 PM
i was gonna make a sexy joke but you had to go there instead didn't you
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:57 PM
sdfdgdg
:)
@vorpalkind
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:57 PM
who do you think I am
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@wonderfulnonsense
Wed, Oct 18, 2017 11:59 PM
you're a medium rare cryptid
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:00 AM
good
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:01 AM
ayyyyyyyyy
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:03 AM
"yeah don't, don't, don't Google anything,
Sage advice nurse Celia"
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:12 AM
".you tried O hard and got so far you beautiful German nbuteefly"
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:12 AM
how can i leave her to do something boring as sleep
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:12 AM
I KNOW OS RIGHT?
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:13 AM
butvyougotta
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:13 AM
SUTRIe BITXH im responzible
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:13 AM
the trapknaibleat, actially
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:14 AM
U_U
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:14 AM
oh jazzy only speaks amurrican
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:14 AM
and... latin
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:14 AM
HEY
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:15 AM
greek and One Spanish also
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:15 AM
ah yes, One Spanish
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:15 AM
shut
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:16 AM
if you test ME iwill Eak only spanish and broken German tomorrow
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:16 AM
donde esta mi kartoffeln, pendejo
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:18 AM
I finiahws my bevwrages why aren't they tubing me
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:32 AM
i'm being bullied into using umlauts right now
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:32 AM
snitch
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:33 AM
now i'm having to vore the dots
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:33 AM
that's not. it. dangit
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:34 AM
YOU MADE THIS EMOJI if ita voremoji rhats ON YOU
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@wonderfulnonsense
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:35 AM
no you forced that poor umlaut to eat the dots
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:35 AM
"now im having to vore the dots" pkzzzz
:)
@vorpalkind
Thu, Oct 19, 2017 12:36 AM
goid clean fun for the whole famdangily
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Sage advice nurse Celia"