it's that time again..... full moon is next in-game day :'|
lycanthrohoes
it's that time again..... full moon is next in-game day :'|
it's that time again..... full moon is next in-game day :'|
ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀғғʟᴇs
Marlene is bringing a quart of wonton soup from the Chinese takeaway near Remus today so he's Prepared
lycanthrohoes
tbh i'm super glad it didn't fall on halloween cause that woulda sucked
ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀғғʟᴇs
for the after part
lycanthrohoes
jdksla :'|
lycanthrohoes
everyone just brings him food and i love that
lycanthrohoes
except for lily who brings potions bc she knows everyone brings him food and i love that too
KETER
KETER
I forgot about the full moon
KETER
teddy doesn't have his stuff yet either
KETER
stays in bed ig
lycanthrohoes
oh noooo teddy
lycanthrohoes
;;
lycanthrohoes
where's he staying
lycanthrohoes
remus was gonna ask if he could stay in doghouse but i fell off the planet a bit gjklds
lycanthrohoes
he ain't gonna kick teddy out or anything, he just feels bad only having a couch for him
lycanthrohoes
esp with the risk of inspections and teddy's not registered..... 
KETER
it is a mystery... I feel like he may be in muggle London somewhere tho
lycanthrohoes
okay lmao
lycanthrohoes
i mean he could be in the same building as remus
lycanthrohoes
who is in muggle london
lycanthrohoes
it's cheap :'|
ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀғғʟᴇs
remus can split his surplus post full moon food
lycanthrohoes
yes
KETER
checks on dad
lycanthrohoes
come over for dinner teddy
lycanthrohoes
he can meet a marauder or two when he comes over
Bucket Barnes
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
SolemnlySwear
lycanthrohoes
come meet teddy
lycanthrohoes
tacce lily come meet teddy too
lycanthrohoes
now this is just me 
at teddy
at teddy
Bucket Barnes
Yes he can stay in doghouse!
Bucket Barnes
Join the potter Weasley black house of madness they don’t have sentient mold anymore!
lycanthrohoes
excellent
Bucket Barnes
Probably!
lycanthrohoes
omg
lycanthrohoes
if teddy would rather live in muggle london remus understands :'|
Bucket Barnes
Also I’ll toss Sirius your way on my lunch or something
lycanthrohoes
i don't have anything up yet, just possibly makin plans
lycanthrohoes
and reminding people about the full moon lmao
KETER
lycanthrohoes
lycanthrohoes
teddy!!
KETER
his soft genderfluid hufflepuff metamorph healer child
lycanthrohoes
a perfect child
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
harry is the perfect child ok
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
but james will accept teddy as a surrogate nephew/grandchild lmfa
lycanthrohoes
no teddy is the perfect child shush
lycanthrohoes
harry is also p good
lycanthrohoes
second-to-perfect
lycanthrohoes
also, teddy's older than them :'|
KETER
teddy also thinks his godfather is pretty perfect
lycanthrohoes
squishes his cheeks
lycanthrohoes
squishes harry's cheeks too
KETER
yeah lmao teddy has like eight years on them
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
you wanna fight over whose son that neither of them got to raise is better cause he will
lycanthrohoes
lmao
lycanthrohoes
no but do u wanna go have drinks over not getting to raise their perfect sons :'|
lycanthrohoes
i can't wait for remus to have all the info necessary to put together that lily+james not getting to raise harry + him not getting to raise teddy + enough of an age difference for harry to be teddy's godfather............
lycanthrohoes
means he lived significantly longer than james and lily did
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
yes let's drink
lycanthrohoes
okay
okay
SolemnlySwear
Peter should meet Teddy
KETER
makes them hangover remedies for later and puts snacks and water by their beds
KETER
omg
SolemnlySwear
Also Albus needs to catch up with his sorta-cousin
lycanthrohoes
sorta-cousin sorta-brother
SolemnlySwear
yes - sorta-all the things
lycanthrohoes
definitely- a good bean
KETER
lycanthrohoes
also, bless u and ur hangover remedies teddy
KETER
gotta take care of his dad and his.. sort of.. pseudo... uncle?????
SolemnlySwear
Peter hasn't run across any Trio Era/Next Gen people yet
lycanthrohoes
his grandgodfather
lycanthrohoes
and pseudo uncle
KETER
his grandgodfatheruncle
lycanthrohoes
can he be a grunkle then
lycanthrohoes
grunkle james
KETER
teddy is going to be so suspicious of peter, but also willing to give him a chance.......
KETER
grunkle james LMAO
KETER
perfect
SolemnlySwear
everyone is going to be suspicious of Peter
SolemnlySwear
for all sorts of reasons
lycanthrohoes
look no one's told any of the marauders to be as far as i know
lycanthrohoes
why would they need to be suspicious of peter?
lycanthrohoes
it's peter
SolemnlySwear
that's good - but he is pals with Lucius so...
lycanthrohoes
yeah that's an Unfortunate development
SolemnlySwear
pffft.... Peter says thanks for that
lycanthrohoes
remus is just getting all the more suspicious of the ministry so :'|
SolemnlySwear
Peter still <3s his bffs - even if he doesn't understand them as much as he thought he did
KETER
teddy will treat him like he treats everyone, because he's a healer and he's used to being calm and soothing and professionally friendly, but quietly keeps a concerned eye out anyway....
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
it's grunkle hams to you
KETER
grunkle hams...
lycanthrohoes
jkfdsa lmao
chrismas creep
oh no full moon
lycanthrohoes
yep :'|
chrismas creep
Bill's gonna be irritable af
lycanthrohoes
aww
lycanthrohoes
come get some food bill we got another not-a-werewolf-but-full-moons-still-suck person here now
chrismas creep
I'm down
chrismas creep
he'd probably want to check on Remus anyway
lycanthrohoes
lmao eventually remus is gonna be like "why does no one want to see me when it's not the full moon"
chrismas creep
lmao
lycanthrohoes
geeze
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
because you're boring moony
lycanthrohoes
thx hams
lycanthrohoes
KETER
omg 8'( don't be mean to his dad??
KETER
says soft hufflepuff boy
lycanthrohoes
prongs is just an arse, teddy, no worries
lycanthrohoes
welp time to wreck everyone's inboxes
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
excuse you
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
he's a charming young man
lycanthrohoes
he can be that and an arse
KETER
unsure
chrismas creep
do you want a Bill in Remus' inbox?
lycanthrohoes
yes!
lycanthrohoes
i need to put a remus in marauder inboxes
lycanthrohoes
to tell them about teddy
lycanthrohoes
also, there's a tag for bill in this tag bomb i'm about to deploy
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
yes please do
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
says mel who hasn't done any tags in two weeks and will continue to be a piece of shit until the 12th
lycanthrohoes
lmao
lycanthrohoes
i'll backdate it to like. the 8th :'|
lycanthrohoes
or the 7th
lycanthrohoes
he met teddy on the 5th
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
you're the best
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
look france has shitty wifi
lycanthrohoes
backtags 5ever
lycanthrohoes
wtf france
lycanthrohoes
rude
ᴡᴇsᴛ-ᴀʟʟᴇɴ
it true
lycanthrohoes
awww bill
chrismas creep
he got you bro
he got you bro
Bucket Barnes
Uhhhh Hams pls Remus is endearing and professory and cute 
Bucket Barnes
(Sirius u r subtle)
lycanthrohoes
hggfdh
lycanthrohoes
slowly gettin those messages out lmao
Bucket Barnes
\o/
lycanthrohoes
psst
lycanthrohoes
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lycanthrohoes
Bucket Barnes
Bucket Barnes
Yeah I’m on my phone lol
Bucket Barnes
It’s bein dumb