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SO HYPE FOR ALL THE ALEX THINGS NOW.
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though it does make me worry what happens when they inevitably fuck shit up.
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I would expect nothing less.
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also the moment that you realize that when you're RPing Alex she uses "Dr. Strand" either when she's pissed or when she's trying kinda hard not to flirt.
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Also lol lol lol
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That's approximately the look on his face.
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I'm thinking of replacing the "I already did the stupid thing" post in her profile with it.
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lol
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brb just listening to the trust speech again.
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which is absolutely platonic.
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Alex is seriously so wrong about not trusting him.
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Which I think will come out next episode.
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We also only have three episodes left.
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God damn it why can't it be Nic.
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Fuck Nic. No one likes Nic.
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A friend of mine has a theory that Strand dies, Coralee and Charlie keep fighting and Alex is left to deal with shit in the real world.
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I will fucking riot though.
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Pretty sure the rest of fandom will too.
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But. Killing off Strand might make it hard for them to maybe ever get picked up for a TV show.
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like tanis did which ugh.
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Yep.
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Which means they can't kill Scully/Sherlock.
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He is.
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But. Yeah. Stupid them with their stupid relationship.
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Coralee is probably like "um do not hook up with the girl who is the same age as your daughter because you are going to get the girl killed." Because they've totally been talking since mid season 2.
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Which is why Strand was all "nope. still married. still totally married."
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also fuck coralee and anyone who thinks that strand getting back together with the woman who was hired to seduce him and marry him and probably, LBR to have his kid, and then abandoned him letting him be the main suspect in her murder and like didn't contact him again until the show is like a good thing
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Like dude, if he hadn't gotten lucky, he'd probably have gone down for her murder.
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ALEX DON'T SAY MAYBE GETTING HIS WIFE BACK.
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Just as unhealthy as the two of them can be sometimes, Strand/Cora is like ten million times more unhealthy.
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Seriously. And who can blame him, he probably had friends and shit before he was accused of murder.
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thanks coralee
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Poor Strand. Also lol just the whole "This isn't the first time I've met you" is cracking me up again.
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OFC.
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This is definitely the best episode of s3 so far.
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Even though Alex being so done with watching black tapes at strand's house was pretty good too.
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like when she's just all counting all off all the shit on her fingers.
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well, in season 1 he loses it on her so he had to have been listening up to that point?
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Because he's all BLAH BLAH YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT THIS WAS NOT OUR AGREEMENT.
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And she's all WE DON'T HAVE AN AGREEMENT.
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And then he gives her a new black tape to make up for being an ass.
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Black Tapes: The Black Tapes versions of flowers.
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I can definitely see that too. And also realizing just how fucked up she was when she fucked up and did the recording thing.
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Strand's gotta Strand though.
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Like just all of her sleep notes.
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And. I kinda want him to be like "btw have a puppy."
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Also someone needs to be like DON'T GO TO THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS ALEX WHO ARE YOU NIC.
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Seriously. That's it. That's the podcast.
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Seriously.
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Because yeah. He would.
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Just nope out entirely and think both of them lost their minds.
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though I am the worst and hope a Nic doesn't app just so I don't need to go beyond season 1 of tanis because it totally took me over a month to go through and I never went past the first episode of season 2 because Nic is the worst.
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ALSO APOLOGIES FOR ALEX, SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME TO USE THAT ON HIM.
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Godspeed my friend. I'd do it if we got a Nic of course because biffles but man it's going to be hard to make them the same character when he's forever lol no such thing as demons but this insane tardis cabin is fo sho real.
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Nic is totally just an intern.
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Basically.
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He just comes in and takes over half of Alex's office.
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probably more than half, lbr. and bitches about how messy it is.
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Do you think they called him Richard just for the dick jokes because he's such a dick?
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Welp thanks for sticking that giant shit in there, plurk.
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lol.
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Also he gets all the peppers and then people are BUT HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
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And look, it's so much easier to get Alex to explain her process when you're not the subject anymore.
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IT'S OKAY, SHE'S MET HIM.
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someday maybe they'll actually talk about feelings.
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someday. maybe.
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man, can you imagine how fucked up he'd be if she died. like shit son.
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things that come into my mind while tagging
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especially because he admitted he only answered her 11 calls because he was using her to rattle some cages.
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it's okay considering she fucked up his life good.
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prthecrazyone: tempted to have alex show up with tea.
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Lol I just relistened and it made me laugh all the more when she's all "it's nothing." and I can just picture the look.
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Lol my friend Trina just got to 212 and she just texted me: Richard Strand has never laughed a day in his life. I'm calling bullshit.
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Totally, and he always sounds surprise when he does it, and alex always gets him too.
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SO I BELIEVE HE LAUGHED THAT NIGHT.
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and was a big believer in that they at least made out that night too
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I mean clearly they shop at the studio together the next morning and shit.
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