obviously the largest betrayal is when you have a really pretty pair of grey contact lenses BUT the pattern on the lens covers a bit of your pupil so there's a weird spot at the corner of your vision

aka I'm shallow and will be obsessively looking for a new pair of lenses now

that would bug me

^^

honestly that's not shallow

honestly I was. more annoyed that I wasted my money on those lenses rather than the vision problem which is why I said shallow