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[maskormenace] some October plooooooots
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I don't have any! sort of. Foggy might end up accidentally stumbling into a big murder plot thanks sแดกแด€แดแด˜แด„แด€แด› า“แด‡แด แด‡ส€ for traumatizing him forever
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and Han is absolutely classing up his shitty cab for Halloween and decorating with, like. cobwebs and shit
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dunno what Veronica's doing besides possibly getting her friends to watch terrible horror movies with her
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it's a Halloween tradition okay
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Spider web decals and skeleton decals for Han's spooky taxi
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watch Veronica accidentally horrify everyone she knows by picking out, like, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and munching on popcorn the whole way through
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hell yeah
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still uses it for smuggling, somehow still manages to get away with it
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he gets away with it because the cops wouldn't expect anyone to be dumb enough to smuggle something in a pumpkin mobile
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like come on who would even try
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and then there's Han with his shitty frequently broken down taxi whistling innocently as he drives past with a trunk full of contraband
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okay TCM is one of the best horror movies of all time how dare you
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I've never seen it actually
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I am terrified of horror movies
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Veronica however would prob sit through TCM munching on popcorn
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as long as the setting is not a high school she's like, chilling on the couch drinking soda while everyone is freaking out
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I feel like Utena should bring over some Japanese horror, but I'm undecided if I want fucked up 80s gore horror, 90s "this is kinda slow HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GHOST DOING" horror, or cheesy 60s horror with some rubber suits and bad makeup
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bodhi spends half of the movie hiding behind kay, because NOPE
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"you people willingly watch this stuff?!?" "yyyyep."
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listen clearly Utena needs to expose Veronica to the Ring or whatever the MOM equivalent is bc that would actually unsettle her
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sadly the Ring is like a year after her canonpoint, but there's no reason why she wouldn't be drawn to the MoM knockoff
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aww boo but also hell yeah maybe it's like
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The Square
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The Box
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The Diamond
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The Vaguely Well-Shaped Thingy
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The O R B
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it's a CD instead of a tape and every time someone watches the CD they have uhhh three days to pass it on to somebody else before a pale blonde lady comes out of their TV to drag them into hell
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the tagline is You Have Three Days and everyone just laughs at it bc awww hilarious, and then they watch it and it's just like
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fuck
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everybody starts off making fun of it by going "you have three days" to each other in the most melodramatic way they can
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and it ends with screaming and maybe some crying
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the last shot of the film is the ghost's face and everyone just screams
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the original TCM is legit UNSETTLING and GREAT you should totally watch it
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Veronica falls off the couch like OH SHIT
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there's that one asshole that is sitting there like "...that was excellent!" while everyone is just falling over themselves and screaming
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and it's older than veronica so she could be shocked and appalled and how bad the remake/reboot is
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elisasue : I will coerce my sister into watching it I am a Baby who gets terrified at horror movies
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Veronica can be Offended when she finds the remake like EXCUSE U
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Utena is now banned from ever choosing the movie
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ever
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ghoulified: it's totally Kaytoo
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"I don't see why everyone is panicking" while everyone is screaming and hiding behind the couch
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just so delighted
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invite yusuke to this my headcanon is that he says he hates horror movies but secretly loves them
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bunch of rebels who've faced death and scary situations but fuck if they're gonna watch horror movies
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drag poor Yusuke into their weird little horror movie marathon and subject him to like
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Utena's pick
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maybe they start off with Nightmare Before Christmas and it's like "awww that was funny what about this one with the TV"
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the rebels have faced down terrifying odds and a Death Star but they draw the line at like
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the Sadako knockoff
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The Sadako knockoff can be named Alice/Arisu. Sort of a morbid reference to her falling down a hole and never getting out.
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they were going to watch all the remakes for laughs but uh
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w e l p
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no thank you
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so in persona 4 people (people meaning adachi) can murder you by throwing you into a TV full of demons and shit and he knows that so The Ring is a gr8 choice tbh
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oh my god I didn't even think of that
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it's maybe the one non-high school setting movie that unsettles Veronica and she spent most of the movies just, like, glued to the screen and occasionally critiquing events
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...I did not even think of that either
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keep the wet ghost girls on one side of the tv pls
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oh man what if someone found a movie a la My Bloody Valentine or Carrie that's set in a high school
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Veronica spends the whole movie just like
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It's called Sherry and it's homecoming instead of prom
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everyone is like "oh jeez poor Sherry" and Veronica is just like "this is going to go badly"
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"hey where did Veronica go this seems like her kind of movie" "she went to the bathroom for a minute"
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cut to Veronica in the bathroom like shut uuuuuuup Heather
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vee no
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WELP
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no one eats mushroom anything for like a week
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oh shit what about Ju-on
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OH SHIT yes
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cursed haunted house where everyone dies and then to cap it all off there's the crossover between Arisu/Alice and the Kayako knock-off
Chastity Nook
SPOOKY TEEL HALLOWEEN
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Halloween 2017 also known as "the Halloween nobody got any sleep at all"
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a raccoon needs to get into the garbage or something
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just to rattle them
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happens while they're all watching, like, the part where someone goes inside a place they should not go and the suspense is building and then
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something crashes outside like
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"...I'm not going out there" "neither am I"
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...Utena will go out there as long as someone gives her a baseball bat or something long and heavy to whack people with
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listen Veronica would not mind dying usually but uh
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(this may or may not lead to someone innocent getting hit in the stomach)
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not that way
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Brendan brings the DVD set of Marble Hornets over and everyone finds Slenderman mildly unsettling but plenty of fun is has poking at the actors until someone points out the Porter could have given someone Slenderman powers and they'd never know. Cue constantly checking over their shoulders, forever.
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Veronica checks over her shoulder and sees like Kurt and Ram so that's a crapshoot
Tateon
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this sounds gr8
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