Blue Oni
[cooking] so jaydeis made a startling discovery about how I cook today
Blue Oni
Apparently this is how I measure things in the kitchen
Blue Oni
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Blue Oni
I can't believe I've been called out like this
Blue Oni
So from now on, when I make my Cooking With Bear plurks, I'm going to adhere to these types of measurements
WATERING CAN'T
That sounds like you
Blue Oni
LOOK I DONT HAVE TIME TO MEASURE EVERY LITTLE GRAIN OF SPICE
Blue Oni
COOKING IS A GRAND EXPERIMENT
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
this checks out
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
don't let her call you out, ant, this is how i cook too
Blue Oni
Everyone should be thankful I don't use measurements like
Blue Oni
Fistfuls
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how much rice? (empties the bag into the bowl until it looks right, probably) eehhh good enough
Slapricorn
omg rice is a science
Blue Oni
Or 'add a blast of ___'
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j'refuse
Reverse Mermaid
man i just add spices/herbs 'until it looks right'
Blue Oni
You and I have differing definitions of science
Slapricorn
because whatever rice you put in, the proper amount of liquid is "not quite double"
💀 BONE DADDY
Agree about rice but everything else I am ant
Reverse Mermaid
idk i've never had trouble with adding double liquid to rice
Slapricorn
if you are doing fistfuls of rice you had better be ready to figure out fistfuls of water
Blue Oni
So I've got a cooking With Bear plurk lined up and I am adhering to these measurement guidelines
Slapricorn
I need to link the video this comes from because "jam with pasta sauce, for thanksgiving" sounds like something we'd make
Slapricorn
except with slightly better ingredients and... uh... no about as much mess tbh
Slapricorn
Cooking Fast & Fresh with West! Thanksgiving Feast: ...
also it's adorable
💀 BONE DADDY
I love that video
Blue Oni
There the deed is done
Reverse Mermaid
cooking with west videos are wonderful