Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:10 AM
[Devil May Cry]
This is what the newest MvC game did to my beloved Dante
MindEvaporator
@Dententa
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:11 AM
all those flaming whoppers caught up to him
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:11 AM
I keep thinking maybe that one's just a bad render, but
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:11 AM
The rest is bad, too
Discount Gligar
@zumidotexe
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:12 AM
He looks like a car that's had all the paint sandblasted off but the new coat hasn't been applied yet
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:12 AM
god
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:12 AM
He looks like he's been hitting
the drug
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:13 AM
I have many, many problems with MvCU and I haven't even played it, but
Dollie's Foxie🦊
@throneofroses
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:13 AM
The Drugs Owl
ordιne ♞
@RCeus
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:16 AM
Is capcom ok
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:16 AM
the collectors edition packins...
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
@plushietaco
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:16 AM
/just shudders
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:19 AM
No one is safe
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:19 AM
Chun-Li looks like a fucking Baby Born doll
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:20 AM
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:22 AM
kataranisword
: FUCKING EASTER EGGS
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:26 AM
captain amiibo
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
@plushietaco
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 5:57 AM
Lady asks who switched Dante out with his drugged up twin
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
@MechaPony
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 12:25 PM
he looks like rahaan from that awful barbarian game jim sterling played
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
@MechaPony
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 12:25 PM
I AM DORNTE
Out Of Darkness
@SicTheWolf
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 2:03 PM
before meth, after meth
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 3:29 PM
not even once
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 8:17 PM
the thing that gets me
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 8:17 PM
Like,
really
gets me
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 8:17 PM
is they went out of their way to get
realistic pleather texture
penis bacon
@flare_sword
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 8:18 PM
but then couldn't be assed to not make the faces look like human beings in any way shape or form
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Wed, Sep 20, 2017 11:15 PM
~Capcom~
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:23 AM
It is more meant to be a younger Dante from DMC3 since that's like, the only point they'll take him as in these games because I guess???????????
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:23 AM
But even so, it looks. Gross
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:25 AM
It doesn't look like Dante, period
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:25 AM
This is like. Dante if he were made from clipart or something
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:26 AM
God, it even looks forcibly attached
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:26 AM
Through photoshop
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:27 AM
Yeah it's
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:27 AM
Bad
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:27 AM
The difference is back when they made DMC3, Capcom actually kinda gave a shit
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:28 AM
So did Megaman
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:28 AM
It hurts me how much they don't care
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 3:32 AM
Devil May Cry 4 Pachinko - Dante vs Scarecrows
It does
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:47 AM
so I just watched the end cutscene and
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:48 AM
god everyone looks so bad
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:48 AM
liefield necks and poor animation and bad textures on every single character in the game
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:49 AM
the whole thing must've been rushed through the pipeline at hyperspeed
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:50 AM
the only place there's any polish is the combat animation
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:55 AM
yeah, matches what I heard about the dev team
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:55 AM
the guy I mentioned to you who worked on this and announced tournaments views the characters as "functions"
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:56 AM
rather than, you know
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:56 AM
characters
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:56 AM
so that's the mindset that went into development
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 8:57 AM
not making a great game, but a
functional
game
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:26 AM
see that's the thing
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:26 AM
the gameplay looks...wonky
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:26 AM
like. arcsys wonky
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:27 AM
early
arcsys
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:27 AM
eugh
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:27 AM
where things just never feel like they mean up, or they're timed right
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:28 AM
mesh*
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:28 AM
i remember it looking bland, last I checked, but wonky is another issue
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:28 AM
then again, functional =/= good
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:29 AM
yes I am very much holding that against them
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:31 AM
see, sf v had a tourney player on their dev team, and they didn't fuck up all over like this
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:33 AM
this is much more a case of "capcom ruins everything" than "competitive gaming ruins everything"
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:34 AM
oh no, I mean more this particular tourney dude.
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:35 AM
but it is absolutely Capcom fucking things up. there arw plenty of questionable decisions here
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:36 AM
though I do hate competitive gaming due to how monstrous people get over fucking video games and how that toxicity can ruin entire games or genres for me
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:36 AM
even snk did better on a crap budget than this
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:37 AM
rip overwatch and every moba ever
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:38 AM
kof xiv was made on basically scraps and the game's fucking
ace
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:39 AM
... isn't that the one on steam
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:39 AM
the one that looks and plays beautifully
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:39 AM
yeah
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:40 AM
then yeah there's no fucking excuse
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:40 AM
literally no excuse
Snugglewolf
@fuzzysquish
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 9:43 AM
nope, none
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 10:05 AM
once upon a time, Capcom did, too
Zilla Fieri
@rikimaruhitori
Thu, Sep 21, 2017 10:05 AM
but nowadays, that sounds like a fairy tale
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the drug
Lady asks who switched Dante out with his drugged up twinrealistic pleather texture
though I do hate competitive gaming due to how monstrous people get over fucking video games and how that toxicity can ruin entire games or genres for merip overwatch and every moba ever