Dead Mentors
[adulting] Hey guys do me a favor and give me some basic-ass, a literal-6-year-old-could-cook-this-shit-style recipes.
Dead Mentors
Here is an exhaustive list of things I can cook on my own competently already:
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-scrambled eggs
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-scrambled eggs but I put some cheese in them
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-fried eggs
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-that's it
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I'm so fucking sick of eggs you guys
Where Is Harkan
I make a lot of stirfries
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and quesadillas
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I've recently added this to my repetoire, just replace all of the seasoning instructions with "get some seasoning rub from the store and rub that shit in"
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those are easy
Snowdrops ミ☆
make spaghetti by boiling pasta and warming up sauce
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Stir fries are easy ready
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1: Like a spoonful of oil into pan. Just enough to cover the bottom
Magical☆Gurll
put eggs in your spaghetti
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2: Medium heat
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eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, baked beans and eggs
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3: Chop up sausage or chicken or something and throw that in there
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4: Chop up some vegetables and throw that shit in there
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5: Add some sauce or something. I like szechuan spicy sauce but you could do, like, BBQ just as easily
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6: Stir every few minutes until it looks delicious
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step 1: stir
step 2: fry
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7: Serve over rice or something
Magical☆Gurll
put a slab of chicken breast in a pan and cook it through, chop up the chicken into chunks and bits, boil them with some broccoli pieces in pasta
Magical☆Gurll
douse in olive oil/sauce/cheese as preferred
dragon time
You could cook rice, rice is p easy
Where Is Harkan
I have a rice maker and I love it
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Quesadillas are even easier
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Put 1 tortilla down in pan.
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Add cheese and whatever else you wanna put in there
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Put another tortilla down
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cook
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flip
dragon time
Half a cup of rice, a cup of water, toss in salt, bring to boil
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Turn down to low, cover it, and wait like 30 minutes
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You got rice
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This might also be a good time to hit up hellofresh or similar
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good easy shit to put on there: chopped up onion, salsa, bacon
bitchin camaro
sandwiches
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speaking as a bad cook, I found HelloFresh scary and overwhelming
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
Get some chicken stock cubes. Boil one with some salt, bit of garlic, and add pasta. Any kind is fine. Let it boil until it's soft and then throw in some veggies, I normally go for broccoli but anything works. Let it keep boiling, when the pasta is soft all the way through and the veggies seem good, throw in some cheese. Stir and serve.
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
Makes good left overs the next day too.
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
also seconding getting a decent rice maker, they're life savers. A bunch of them have built in veggie steamers too.
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
ALSO my favourite way of cooking broccoli that has even gotten people who hate broccoli to like it: fried in a pan with butter and garlic. Keep stirring regularly so it doesn't burn. Takes about ten-fifteen minutes, tastes delish.
Blighty
I mostly make a lot of pasta now and chop up various sausages and eat it with salad
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
Pork loin chops are very easy to fry, just throw some salt and pepper on them and fry them in a pan. Some packages tell you for how long, which helps. But basically till it's brown on both sides/white all the way through.
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
life hack: put garlic in everything.
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
Another good easy recipe: boil chicken drumsticks in water with bbq sauce and worcestershire sauce (optional) for about twenty/thirty minutes. Then fry them in a pan with even more bbq sauce until they're brown and look good.
ᴛʜɪᴀ
japanese curry is easy and has instructions on the box
ᴛʜɪᴀ
if you like salmon/any fish really, you can make it en papillote which sounds fancy but is very simple (sub any thin sliced vegetable)
Salmon in Parchment Recipe, Salmon en Papillotte | S...
ᴛʜɪᴀ
grilled cheese (butter bread, put cheese in between slices, heat in pan) and prepackaged tomato soup
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
CHICKEN STOCK IS THE BEST SHIT
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
stir fry and fried rice are mega easy
ᴛʜɪᴀ
baked potatoes... put in oven (google the right temp/time) top w/ butter/cheese/sour cream/heated frozen broccoli/whatever you like
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
also vegetable life hack: put olive oil and salt on it and shove it in the oven at 350 for a while
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
its good
ᴛʜɪᴀ
^^^^^
ᴛʜɪᴀ
hmm what else... i like damndelicious and budgetbytes for recipes but a lot of them may be too complicated
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
chicken stock is a life saver, you can also put it in rice.
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
✰nikoye✰
for simple but tasty chicken breasts I use this method and it has never failed me
Baked Chicken Breast | Gimme Some Oven
ᴛʜɪᴀ
oh fried rice is a good rec
✰nikoye✰
it's fast and easy to do! and the chicken comes out so juicy
ᴛʜɪᴀ
i do like a chickpea or bean salad where it's just. canned beans. chop some cherry tomatoes/onions/whatever u like. crumble some feta cheese. salt+pepper+olive oil+lemon juice. stir together
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if you have access to a slow cooker, all you gotta do is dump in a meat and a sauce and come back in 6-8 hours
Where Is Harkan
I didn't suggest fried rice because she declared she was sick of eggs
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
HAHAHAHA TRUE you dont have to put egg in fried rice tho
✰nikoye✰
if you make a bunch at the beginning of the week you can then use them in different recipes throughout
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
heres a medium level one:
Chicken Adobo Recipe
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
it looks harder than it is but the real answer is that it's like
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
marinate chicken in soy sauce / vinegar > sautee it > boil it
starfighter
I made pasta the other day, threw in pre-cooked chicken and threw in some warmed up pasta sauce.
starfighter
I also like to make crockpot stuff because it's literally chuck things in and then eat eventually.
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
oh another easy one is if you make a sandwich but instead of a cold sandwich you toast it and melt some cheese on it
ᴛʜɪᴀ
you can do easy chicken enchiladas with shredded rotisserie chicken and store bought enchilada sauce... just wrap cheese/chicken in the tortillas, pour sauce over and bake
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
like that sounds like a dumb suggestion but every time i make a hot sandwich i feel so much better about eating just a sandwich HAHAHA
starfighter
Chili is super easy. Brown some hamburger, get some canned kidney beans and drain them. Throw all of that in a crockpot with a thing of tomato juice, chili powder and onion powder. Salt and pepper to taste.
starfighter
Also I do a lot of over baked chicken. My favorite is chicken dredged in garlic butter (melted butter with a little garlic or garlic powder in it), then dipped in potato flakes and baked in the oven with some sharp cheddar cheese sprinkled over it.
Alan Sleep
Slow cookers are your god
starfighter
My husband's the kind of person who doesn't like food with a lot of ingredients.
Alan Sleep
You can toss stuff in, set it, and then come back from work to a meal
starfighter
Yup. And you can make some pretty amazing stuff in them.
dragon time
Also grilled cheese
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That's a super basic one
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Butter in a pan, heat the pan, put in a bread, put on cheese, another bread, wait, flip, wait
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Pair with canned soup for a classic low effort meal
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Also, potato!
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I have made you peel enough of them so you have that down
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Chop into bits, cover with water, and slow cook them
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When they are nice and soft you can then make potato salad or mashed potato
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
YEAH POTATOES ARE SUPER EASY
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
you can also make a potato hash by sauteeing them
Gay Be Crime Do
Rice, chicken stock, and a bunch of veggies (I use onions, carrots, and frozen peas) simmered for a while with some butter thrown in towards the end makes for a nice rice pilaf to go with other dishes.
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
OH YEAH THAT REMINDS ME HAS ANYONE SAID SOUP
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
soups are mad easy
Gay Be Crime Do
Someone already mentioned grilled cheese, but you can add spinach and some spices and get something even more amazing.
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
chicken soup is just like, cook some chicken in a pan, add water, add stock, add veggies, add some noodles or something
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Tacos are super easy, we have those once a week. Get a pound of ground beef, brown it in a skillet on mediumish heat, drain the grease, add a cup of water, add taco spice mix of your choice, continue to cook it on medium ish until the water has evaporated, stir a lot throughout all of this, place in receptacle shell of your choice
Gay Be Crime Do
Also echoing the person who said "garlic in everything."
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
add a slice of ham to grilled cheese to make it a little heartier too
ᴇʟɪsᴀsᴜᴇ 💉
+2 garlic in everything
Gay Be Crime Do
^ Ham works too, yes!
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
I have a spice mix recipe of my own that I enjoy very much and I have discovered recently that taco beef reheats pretty well
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
PUT GARLIC IN THE GRILLED CHEESE okay maybe not BUT IN EVERYTHING ELSE mostly
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
experiment a little with seasoning, if you can, it's all to taste
Gay Be Crime Do
I put garlic powder in my grilled cheese...
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
I haven't actually tried it.... now I'm curious....
Gay Be Crime Do
Personal taste though.
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
cheese and garlic is normally a winning combination
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VEGAN ICE CREAM - 1 banana, 1 generous scoop of peanut butter. Blend. Put in a fast food tub and freeze.
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SHAKSHUKA - Fry up an onion and a little garlic if you like. Add paprika, cumin, chilli powder and any other aromatics you like (thyme, sage, mint, basil, coriander leaves all work), then pour in some tinned tomatoes, then crack in an egg and allow it to poach slowly in the toms. Eat for breakfast out of the pan.
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CHEAT VEGAN REFRIED BEANS - in olive oil, fry up a little garlic, onion and cumin. Add canned black beans along with their juice, coriander leaves, lime juice and chilli powder. If it seems a little dry, add more water. Allow to bubble and slowly turn to mush, then mash it in the pan with a masher until creamy. Then serve.
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Also a favorite meat of mine is baked fish -- acquire slab of fish, put aluminum foil in a baking dish because we hate cleaning, place fish in pan, cover in butter and garlic and maybe an eensy bit of lemon OR WHATEVER, stick it in the oven until it is tasty
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
I like to get really thick filets so for me this is often 20-ish minutes on 350º
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Most fishes are done when you stab them with a fork and they flake; for steaky fishes like swordfish, they're done when they're opaque
tea’s gone cold
SPEEDYPANTS CHANA MASALA - Toss garlic, onion, ginger paste, a carrot and a chilli into a food processor and chop (and a celery stick if you've got one). Heat up a frying pan and add bay leaves, cumin seeds and coriander seeds - when they start popping, pour in the blender's contents. Add in a teaspoon of garam masala and a teaspoon of turmeric.
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
For accompaniment some vegetable like the broccoli mentioned up yonder or zucchini noodles done up in butter and garlic will look immensely festive on your plate
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When it's starting to produce lovely colours and smells, toss in a can of chickpeas and top it up with a little water until you've got a thick sauce. Cover the pan with a lid and allow to cook for about 5 minutes.
dragon time
Shepherds pie is pretty straightforward, it is ground beef and corn mixed together and with mashed potatoes on top
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
You can also find plenty of cheats for lazy does. Sometimes I make a meal out of zucchini noodles, but also chicken nuggets that can be nuked in the microwave.
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Frozen batter-dipped fish is a thing that you can keep around for days you need a solid meal but aren't going to fuck off to the store for fresh fish that day.
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
*lazy days
ɗυ boiѕ°
mac and cheese from scratch is pretty easy. boil the macaroni, drain it, mix in some velveeta
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
They sell seasoned baked refridgeratable chicken strips that rich people toss onto their salads, about half a box of those on top of a bowl of brown rice is A+
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Hey, pancakes. Pancakes actually are pretty easy. I am more of a baker than a cook, that's somewhere in between
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WELSH RAREBIT - Brown some slices of bread under the grill. In a bowl grate some cheese and add a little of a sweet/acidic fluid - unsweetened apple juice, beer, mustard, Worcester sauce, brown sauce, balsamic vinegar all work as additives. Stir with a fork to make a paste - microwave it for a few seconds if the cheese is too hard.
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Flip over the toast and smear the paste over the untoasted side, then cook again.
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Luxe grilled cheese.
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Soy sauce, sesame seed oil, ginger paste and a drop of lime juice is an incredible salad dressing or useful as a quick marinade. If you want to use it as a marinade, put whatever it is you're marinading (usually tofu for me) into a plastic container, add the marinade, seal the lid, and shake, then leave in the fridge until you need it.
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Also you guys have a slow cooker now
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Put things in it
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Enjoy
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
I like to put chicken breast covered in marinara sauce in there myself and then eat it with pasta but the flavor is pretty dull unless you get, like. spicy diavolo sauce
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
So one of my projects for this winter is to master a festive and flavorful red sauce recipe that tastes like something other than cayenne pepper
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
You can also do slow cooked chicken with, like, soy sauce and honey and stuff in there
𝖒𝖆𝖒𝖆 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
There are an assload of recipes online for this kind of thing and they are all geared towards people who do not want to spend much time in the kitchen
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