Niece: Omg, did you know Cinna used to be a singer!!!
Man: sonorous voice Yes, child. In the olden days, before the Capitol came to be, we call him by his District 13 name. We called him Lenny Kravitz.
Me:
HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MAN AND HIS SILENT ATTENTION.

He doesn't even watch (properly) or read Hunger Games. But we must talk about it too much around him lolol

Omg

ROFL