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there's a part of wash that wants to screech "PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON SOUTH"
discrete bees✨
LMAO
Mistevieous
omg wash no she wants to be free
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wash
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who tf are these buddies of yours
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and why are they all batshit
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bucky just :
Mistevieous
cause freelancers thats why
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like actually what the fuck
Mistevieous
sOUTH SEEN BUCKY AND WAS JUST i could do that. but could also spar with that. lets see how this gOES HELLO
sad gay pianist
first u got a guy who can't shoot who somehow was given a sniper rifle
space catboy 大変
i can't wait for bucky to cotton on to the naming scheme at least
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and now this
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washington
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south as in south dakota
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omg
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haha well he doesn't know wash is washington
space catboy 大変
but yes hello that's the one he shot in the head
Mistevieous
wash is wash cause he was the rookie who had to do dishes just ask south she'll set you straight on that
Mistevieous
just a lil bit shot in the head
Mistevieous
but she doesnt know that yet SHE THINKS THEYRE STILL BUDDIES
space catboy 大変
wash is so torn by this
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he'll know about where she is tho bc rookie and teasing him and not
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jesus christ bucky's like
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being super mean about it
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i thought my life was complicated
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bucky
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wash ur life is worse
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he needs to drink
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CONGRATS
sad gay pianist
CONGRATULATIONS
gay robot
wash
gay robot
wash
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HE NEEDS TO DRINK
gay robot
washington
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wash
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come get high with tucker
gay robot
do u need a silly straw with that drink
sad gay pianist
so they can go drinking and bucky will just drink with him as like. solidarity and then realize
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omg
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wait what the fuck i'm getting drunk
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this should not be happening
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aw bucky
space catboy 大変
wash: hey church
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and by that time it's like too late oops already shitfaced
space catboy 大変
wash: i'm going ot shove a silly straw in your dick
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wash:
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bucky should join nat and tucker's gossip and beer nights
space catboy 大変
he'll bring the rest of the alien soju
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he's gonna be SO CONFUSED he's gonna put his hands on wash's shoulders and be like
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WASH
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
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wash is like '
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'nerfs, bro'
space catboy 大変
wash, also drunk: what is what
space catboy 大変
wash: what is love? baby don't hurt me
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X-(
gay robot
look just because you have sounding on your card, wash
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(remember: this is the man who sung the ducktales theme song)
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god
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woo-oo
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tucker needs to see tihs
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just once
space catboy 大変
owo
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hweo
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fuck
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typoes why
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omg let's get them drunk
space catboy 大変
yes we can do this
space catboy 大変
i can have wash drop a comment like
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"i need a drink and company"
sad gay pianist
yes
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bucky's like
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so a) why the fuck would you come to me
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i'm the worst person for this
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you goddamn weirdo
space catboy 大変
wash: look
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wash: i can't drink with tucker, he's already talking to her
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oh m ygod wash
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if you called for him, he would drop everything and get there
space catboy 大変
no wash is having
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a Complex
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WASH....
Mistevieous
okay but what if south sends wash nudes and asks if he wants to check things off their cards (its a dream its okay she's probably had dream sex with wash before dw all the freelancers are attractive and probably popped into dreams before nbd)
space catboy 大変
jack don't read the text it'll break ur heart
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oh boy
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now you'll have me searching for it
space catboy 大変
Mistevieous : I MEAN SHE CAN he's just going to. not repsond
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*respond
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or respond several hours later, drunk
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he's freaking out lmf
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(also no one take this as fun damping
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(wash having freakouts is fun to me
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freakouts is the most fun
Mistevieous
poor poor wash. he's probably going to get a whole screenfull of boobies and suggestive tongue-in-cheek selfies
Mistevieous
probably while he's out trying to nOT THINK ABOUT THIS NONSENSE
sad gay pianist
yo are we doing this drinking in a log so it counts for ac or
sad gay pianist
i dont care either way i'm never hurting for ac
space catboy 大変
ye i'm gonna move it
space catboy 大変
in just a sec
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i just like dicking around on ic contacts LMF
sad gay pianist
no that's my fave too
space catboy 大変
jack and i did our Romantic Confession in IC contact bc
space catboy 大変
we couldn't justify putting it on a log...
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yeah it was a pretty short thread tbh
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and kinda intimate for them
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i love stupid network shit so
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why'd i app someone who never goes on the network
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it Boggles The Mind
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LMAO
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the real question is why did I app a shitposter in a game that's almost entirely logs
sad gay pianist
fuck bucky's like
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i'm not ready for this
sad gay pianist
how am i supposed to take care of someone else
space catboy 大変
i loved just admitting straight up like
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i can't even take care of myself??????
space catboy 大変
wash doesn't admit to it
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but he can absolutley Push Buttons now
space catboy 大変
and he knows that admitting he killed south might have been a bucky button
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lmao yeah basically
space catboy 大変
sad gay pianist
it's like the ultimate button
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murder guilt
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murder guilt that wash has been!! avoiding confronting
gay robot
w o w
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so only guilty about the one murder, huh????
gay robot
HE SEES HOW IT IS, WASH
space catboy 大変
stupidity doesn't count as a murder
gay robot
oh
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my god
space catboy 大変
(troll)
gay robot
Mistevieous
one of the murder guilts just walks in all hello something about sex? why are you looking at me like that wash
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gay robot
one won't shut up or stop yelling at him, the other openly wants to fuck him
gay robot
poor wash
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his poor, poor life
Mistevieous
listen wash, she openly wanted to fuck you before too, you just didn't notice her flirting
Mistevieous
south being mean isn't flirting
space catboy 大変
space catboy 大変
south flirts by pulling on pigtails
Mistevieous
its true
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Mistevieous : i legit just flailed
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also wash: [internal screaming that slowly becomes external screaming]
Mistevieous
omg poor wash SHE'S TERRIBLE I'M MILDLY SORRY WASH OH GOD
space catboy 大変
NO DONT BE
space catboy 大変
i'm laughing so hard in a good way
Mistevieous
i mean, there might be teeny apologizes later when she realizes its not a dream but honestly, she's mostly going to just. shrug and say ya know wanna get home or get some stuff off our wish list? lets go bro
space catboy 大変
LMF and yes when she's all back and he's had his drunk freak out he's just like
space catboy 大変
you know what ok
Mistevieous
lol aw the poor guy does he have a drunk sex thing on his card?
space catboy 大変
oh no i mean
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after his drunk freak out
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when he's sober and whatnot
Mistevieous
oooh okay that's a lot better then
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