Sir Nyx-A-Lot
[meme] thirsty Thursday, while I flop off to work?
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Nyx is either true neutral or neutral evil depending on the day. If that helps.
dante fucks
jiji why do you not give her more booze
dante fucks
she thirsts
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Aren't nightgowns sometimes also lingerie?
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
dante fucks : because his wallet is only so deep? It's not like exploring the wilds actually makes him any more money than running a gym and he also needs food to survive.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
He wouldn't be able to keep his hands to himself...
kikibug13
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Tifa would be Neutral Good or Lawful Good.
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Preferably Nyx's pilfered shirt.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
kikibug13 : he sees you there.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Talk thirsty to me
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Nyx doesn't have many but god, he might get more just so Tifa can wear them after he's made them all soft and Nyx-scented.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
ღuɛɛɴ ♔ : if she wears his boxers too he'll be a dead man
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
...I mean, she can.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Nyx: /complains about never having any clothes to wear cuz she keeps stealing them
Tifa: /makes it a fun sexy game of him trying to get them back
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Tifa: /wears his tanks with his boxers and really knocks him dead cuz can you imagine how deep that collar would dip and how big those arm holes would look on her?
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
His women are trying to kill him. He's never going to be able to sleep
kikibug13
Crowe didn't do anything
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
/squints suspiciously at Crowe
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
She's just the nail in his coffin
kikibug13
Crowe sleeps in what she can put on her uniform over the fastest. In the heat, that's basically nothing.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
God, if it's too hot having another body next to you is hell.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
How fast does Nyx end up in the floor XD
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
On*
kikibug13
Now, now. There is always ice magic to help cool the air
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
That's a good point. Cast blizzard in his tiny apartment and bundle up together
kikibug13
That's also an option. :-D
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Bundle up in their underwear tangled up in each other, as dead asleep as they can get while keeping one ear alert for a ringtone or an intruder.
kikibug13
/kermit nod
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Hey, loose clothing is as close to naked as you can get, and he loves her in his clothes, okay? Perfectly permanent reason to undress her.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Or tease her while she's surrounded by what's his
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
that's disappointing. But he would never presume to order her majesty...
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
he says with a smirk that implies he'd 100% be the one to hoist her up against the wall
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
tease all you like Glaive
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
He's a very dedicated man, Cecil. And very confident about what he likes.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
ღuɛɛɴ ♔ : don't you sass him. He'll have to resort to drastic measures
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
...who said she was being sassy? she might have just been making a request.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Then he'll have to comply, won't he? Never stands to leave a sweet lady wanting
ღuɛɛɴ ♔
Or waiting.
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