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[Defenders] / [mute] ep 4 almost to 5 spoilers ->
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AHHHHHHHH Stick and Matt having the Elektra convo ;~;
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JJ BEING AWESOME
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/FLAIIIIIIIIIIIILS
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LUKE BEING BADASS
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alskdjaslkdjalksdjaskldj LMFAO
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Alexandra hits on Luke
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Alexandra: /FLIRTY SMIRK/ I don't think we've been properly introduced!
LC: /DISGUSTED FACE/ Let's keep it that way :|
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I love how Danny continues to be the baby everyone has to protect and treats him like a baby brother and he's just like "This is normal. this is life"
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Luffy-bro s2g
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Poor fucked up Elektra
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YOU KNOW YOU WROTE THINGS WELL WHEN YOU CAN MAKE ME FEEL BAD FOR ELEKTRA
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alkdjaslkdjaslkdjask JESSICA YES
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SO MUCH YES
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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SHE LITERALLY JUST PLOWED HER WITH A CAR
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DELIGHTED
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JJ: "Who missed me :T"
LC: /FACE SCREAMING I DID I DID :-D
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E5: Moosey will die of eargasm over this music
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Turk wtf you white-hat now?
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and Madame Gao is on the move
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I love the fighting in this omg
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And no one speaking because You can't in a real fight fuck
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LAWL Danny trying to protect JJ she's literally just "DUDE GET OFF ME" and LC is like "IMMA TAKE ALL THESE BULLETS BUT I NEED ANOTHER HOODIE"
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Stick: Now it's a god damn party
JJ: Who are these people?
Stick: They want Danny
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OH SNAP
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MATT YOU DUMBFUCK
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I mean it's not fair to blame Elektra for Matt being dumb but
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well no it kind of is so there (nottalking)
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Stick: We work together, we walk out of here alive
Matt: /CHARGES
Stick: D:< NO!
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Matt: Wait I just wanna talk to you!
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ELEKTRA DOESN'T WANT TO TALK DUDE PAY ATTENTION
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Danny: Where's Matt, what's he thinking?!
Stick: He's not! Stay with me!
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God Stick, one handed, and still a badass mofo
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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My bad
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That is White Hat not Turk
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wow self
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Without the White hat and in the van I was just like qua
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OW
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Luke just got hit by a truck u_u;
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They are literally TMNT-ing this and going in the sewers
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Stick could you BE anymore Splinter
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Forever seeing Danny as Mikey
JJ as Raph
Luke as Donatello
Matt as Leo B-)
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ALSO IS MADAME GAO GOING TO USE THE IRON FIST HOLY SHIT
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That would make Danny the second worst IronFist for sure
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Awww XD JJ calling Matt out on ditching them for Elektra :T
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she's totes jealous
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Luke kidnapped White Hat. A+++ dude
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Matt: How much longer do you think he'll be out?
JJ: Not much longer
Matt: How do you know?
JJ: Because this is happening. /PUNCHES HIM
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White Hat: There's nothing you can do to make me betray my own
JJ: I'm up for the challenge
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Having been unable to sleep for sheer pain and woken up out of sheer pain I almost feel you dude. Except you massacre cities and tried to drive over Luke so nope :T
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(lmao) I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN DRINKING TEA FOR THAT HOLY SHIT
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(rofl)
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Danny: Nothing can make me join you D:< Do you understand?
Sawande: Do I understand? You are the DUMBEST Iron Fist Yet!
CC: /ALL BUT SPITTAKES AND SNORTS LEMON TEA UP NOSE :T
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God everyone calling Danny bad at his job/destiny tickles me
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:33333 SO GLAD JJ PUNCHED HIM
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At first Luke is all "NO"
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And then he lets her go and she knocks him out cold
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"He talked too much"
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Ohhhhhhhhhh okay
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only the Iron Fist can open the door
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Madame Gao just has the... idk what. chakra force :-o
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Karen (unsure) He's trying to do the right thing (doh)
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aw
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Matt: You deserve better Karen
Karen: So do you
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rofl
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Stick: /removes Sawande's blindfold
Sawande: I was wondering when I'd see you again
Stick: Me too :-) Guess it won't be today :V
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Stick's sass gives me life
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lmao
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Sawande: /goes into a long spiel about the last time the Chaste managed to capture him and how they were sealed in with him and slowly the Chaste starved and dehydrated and knelt before him on the 10th day begging him to make it stop
Stick: If I kneel before you right now, will you shut up Shithead?
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JESS PROTECTING TRISH :<
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asldkjasldkajdlkajsdlkasd :333333333
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MATT TO THE RESCUE
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rooooooofl
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JJ: /looks Matt up and down/ The scarf looked better (nottalking) Nice ears
Matt: They're horns D:
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;~; Coooooolllllllleeeeen nooooo
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lmfao Trish focus
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Malcolm: How are you holding up? :<
Trish: >:T Did you know Jessica knows Daredevil?!
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lol Trish and Malcolm watching others come
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Malcolm: Who's she?
Trish: >:T Reporter...
Malcolm: here to write a story?
Karen: /GLOMPS FOGGY/ I'm so glad to see you D:
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God Misty. So hot
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lmao
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Misty: Colleen Wing? I need to have a talk with you. I'm told my uniformed officers confiscated something unusual from you.
Colleen: yeah... it's my katana, it was passed down from--
Misty: :| :| It's weird
Colleen: ... uh... okay
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Awwwwww she gave her back her katana :33333333
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DANNY PLZ
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Matt: /choking Sowande with his chain
Danny: SO COOL /sparkle eyes/
Luke: >:T I mean... it's kind of cool >>
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He should have beheaded him
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Danny: Is he dead?
Stick: Mn. Unfortunately no. Passed out
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ilu Stick
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OOPS I LITERALLY "WOOHOO!"ed out loud when Stick decapitated Sowande
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Danny's like Hoooooooooollllllllllly shit
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And again feeling sorry for Elektra
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Which says something
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and E6 opens with Jess & Matt walking side by side (screenshot) I FUCKING SHIP IT
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Danny don't punch Matt D:<
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Luke's just walking over to them cool as a cucumber
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Whoooooooa
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lmao
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JJ: Sorry about this /cold clocks him
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;~;
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JJ: Nice way to spend your time fresh out of prison
LC: Can't believe this is what it took for us to talk again
JJ: Yeah, I'm not good at keeping in touch... but you coulda called
LC: :T Fair enough /walks away
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Aww Luke sending JJ and Matt to investigate while he watches over Danny :3
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/SHIPPING INTENSIFIES
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Luke: What are you gonna do? Get rid of the body???
Stick: yeah. Something like that
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SHIPPING JESS AND MATT SO MUCH HARDER
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Jess: You wanna tell me how a pro bono lawyer can afford a loft like this?!
Matt: You can't see it but there's a giant neon billboard across the street. Keeps most people up at night, but not me.
Jess: Got it
Matt: And sometimes I help the landlord out. Not proud of it, but sometimes I put on the suit and rough people up late on rent
JJ: Hope that's a joke
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She's trying so hard not to laugh
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(LOL)
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JJ: I don't know, all these brownstones look the same don't they?
Matt: :-)
JJ: Shit. I keep forgetting you're--
Matt: don't worry about it, happens
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JJ: I think this is it
Matt: Think?
JJ: 99% /goes up the steps/ 92% But that's still a lot!!
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Alexandra: The others want my seat at the table (annoyed)
Gao: It has happened before. I remember, I was there :-)
Alexandra: :| :| :| Gao, you were the one who LED it :|
Gao: :-) :-) :-) The past is the past
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lmfao
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lmao in which Gao continues to be the best backstabby bitch
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Fisk is gonna miss her when he gets out
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lmao
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Danny: >:| You've got me tied up like a prisoner
Luke: :| Not like. You're definitely a prisoner
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(lmao)
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lmao
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Danny: What's he doing /referring to Stick
Luke: Meditating??? I think /squint/ he said something about crane pose and centering his animal... and then I tuned him out
Danny: anima :|
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lmfao
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Luke: Mystic stuff
Danny: It's not mystic stuff! It's just a different way of looking at the world (nottalking) Perspective
Luke: Whatever (eyeroll) Why don't you tell me again about how you fought a dragon and got your magic hand
Danny: During the final trial of Shao-Lao the Undying I plunged my fist into his molten heart!
Luke: ... DUDE I was Kidding!
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Awwww Luke
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Luke: Molten heart huh? Bet that must'a hurt
Danny: :333 yeah! Like you wouldn't believe
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Luke: I took a direct hit from a rocket launcher once. And got shot in the face by a shotgun... from Jessica
Danny: .... :-o Our Jessica?
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LC: Trust me, I'd face a dragon over Jessica Jones any day
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DANNY SHIPS IT
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asdaslkdjasldkjaslkdj omg JJ you did not
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/SHIPS HARD
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JJ: You know Lexa you remind me of a friend of mine. His Dad was a boxer /KEEPS ON GOING SINGING THE STORY OF HIS LIFE KILLING MATT SOFTLY WITH HER SONG IN FRONT OF HIM/
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mmmm music
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Matt playing the piano super distracts Jessica XD
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Matt: how'd you know?
JJ: Bout what?
Matt: My Dad
JJ: Blind lawyer who fights crime :T Figured there had to be a good story there.
Matt: or a bad one
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JJ: You took my case I took yours. I just think we'll work better together if we trust each other, don't you?
Matt: That is the nicest thing you ever said to me :3
JJ: yeah don't get used to it
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Stick no
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KICK HER ASS JESSICA
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STICK YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU KNOCKED DANNY UNCONSCIOUS AND LET ELEKTRA TAKE HIM FUCK
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Elektra you psycho bitch
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Gao's just like "Welp shit gets real now"
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The three remaining fingers are just "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED WE'RE ALL DOOMED"
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lmao I love Stick
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Everyone's down and out oops
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God Misty's hot
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JJ: Where are the others?
Misty: That's none of your business, but if you wanna play it coy, and ask to speak to your lawyer, you should know they knocked him out too
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Misty: How many were there?
JJ: Just one, the same one who came after John Raymond
Misty: What kind of person knocks out you AND Luke Cage?
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YEAH NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT
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lmao in which Jessica looks like shit and has the DTs/withdrawal from alcohol oops
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Karen: I don't understand, after everything you've worked for, you were finally rebuilding your life
Matt: Karen, this is my life!
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CC: YOU TELL HER MATT!!!!!!
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That always drove me nuts though
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just the idea that you could like pick and choose what parts of your life invade the others or not or stop being SOME PART OF YOURSELF
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Like yeah good luck with that let me know how it goes for you
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and no
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killing is not a part of you or anyone
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Being violent and needing to work through it ala warrior? yes
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