I have been playing John for nearly a year and there is something I still don't understand.
yen
I have been playing John for nearly a year and there is something I still don't understand.
I have been playing John for nearly a year and there is something I still don't understand.
yen
why aren't people more enthusiastic about getting him to shut the hell up?
yen
this is, granted, a problem with his canon too.
HEY LADY
persephone just likes annoying guys
yen
everyone seems to go "yes...this is it....this is the moment where I will one-up Constantine once and for all....right after I let him finish his incredibly scathing and verbose sarcastic remarks."
yen
it's almost like how in Sailor Moon nobody ever attacks while they're transforming.
yen
like NOPE GOTTA LET HIM FINISH MAKING SMART ASS COMMENTARY FIRST
yen
endures: YES I can't believe we haven't done the thread where he can't believe she's done this
yen
HEY LADY
: well yes and pseph needs chaotic dad to complete the whole trifecta
Chastity Nook
now I say this as someone who has not had sleep in quite a long time but, what if both Johns punch each other in the face
𝒢𝐼𝐿𝐸𝒜𝑅.
Lara making men shut up tends to involve violence, so maybe better for his sake that doesn't happen
𝒢𝐼𝐿𝐸𝒜𝑅.
but now i'm just imagining her prodding him in the throat mid-sentence so he has to be quiet and laughing tbh so if you ever want ridiculousness I'm here for it
nipple dippers
In jacks defence he's not even listening in the first place
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yen
Chastity Nook
: this is absolutely necessary
Chastity Nook
SHITTY SUPERNATURAL ADJACENT MEN BARFIGHTS
yen
karmacharging: I would be so surprised if she were ever that gentle lmfao
yen
nipple dippers
: that's it. that's how you do it though. the only winning move is not to play.
My Knee
He seems to behave himself more around Elena so she's never needed to
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^ Same for Cinders.
yen
guilt, tbh
yen
anytime a nice or sane person talks to him he pre-emptively starts to wonder how soon til he runs their life somehow
My Knee
Awww John
yen
especially since Elena reminds him of his sister a bit, lol
My Knee
AWWWW
My Knee
We should do something with them not during a crisis or right after, haha
nipple dippers
the winning move is staring the other way and zoning out