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ShaynaIsHere
MAAR'd! Not sure what to do now, though.
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StarWarsEURebel
What's that mean?
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ShaynaIsHere
Mark All As Read.
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ChickletLARP
Never MAAR a library. That would be a sad thing.
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GrayArcadian
Thankfully, there are contingency plans for that happening.
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ShaynaIsHere
Indeed.
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StarWarsEURebel
How can you mark a whole library?
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GrayArcadian
A couple of ways, and none of them are pretty.
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GrayArcadian
There's your usual fire, flood, Act of God shit. This is one of the reasons the bathrooms are not in the most convenient places in the building in part.
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GrayArcadian
Then there's assholes like ISIS and your general warfare. There's a lot of interesting stories about librarians with vans moving reference stacks a few hours before troops move in.
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GrayArcadian
And finally, there's the ebook problem. E-books are not subject to the same copyright protections or access rights that paper is. what you get with an ebook is a perma-lease, which can go wrong. More often in libraries what you get is access to the material x number of times, after which it goes bye-bye.
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GrayArcadian
So what can go wrong with an e-book lease? There was one of those moments in 2009 which will make you believe in Library Gods.
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GrayArcadian
Amazon Erases Orwell Books From Kindle Devices - NYTimes.com
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GrayArcadian
Out of all the authors this could happen with, right?
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GrayArcadian
There's also the situation I'm currently in at work where we had shitty software for tracking the books. Books are all there (we think). the records are in a format only one program can read, so transferring over records to a more functional system isn't possible.
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GrayArcadian
So that's how to MAAR a library.
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ShaynaIsHere
/snrk
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ShaynaIsHere
Daang.
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StarWarsEURebel
Yikes
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ChickletLARP
Wow
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shinotenshi22
cuddle
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ShaynaIsHere
/more cuddle
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JingleBells
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GrayArcadian
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