i feel like i browse memes enough that i could summarize all of dodger's CR with iphone convos i find on the internet

just found one of him and genji:

him and cain

omg but like also. I hate girls that jump on other girls for talking to a guy...... is that just me... /looking at the first one

NOT TO GET REAL TALK BUT LIKE

also yes, Dodger and Cain 100%

i know right like... chill out and trust your boy for 5 seconds

Or maybe trust the other person too, like just. stahp.

~TRUST~

but also Dodger do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or what

hell yes he wants the lightly fried fish fillets

.....while i try to track down that one picture that summarizes his relationship with reaper

One night Cain can't sleep at all, starts making food and texts Dodger to come down with his appetite

Because he's not hungry but it's something to do???

this is the kind of thing that makes dodger glad they're friends.

Emotional advice? eh. Food? hell yes.

damnit i just searched through half of my plurk and half of gaa's and i can't find that picture

it keeps popping up whenever i don't need it

i did find this though:

[Aaron Burr Sir starts playing]
Dodger: god i wish there was a war when we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for-
Reaper: can i buy you a drink?
Dodger: that would be nice
Reaper: while we're talking let me offer you some free advice: talk less.
Dodger: what?
Reaper: like as little as possible. and also leave me alone maybe.

reaper: okay fine we can hang out
dodger: is already in his room
reaper: puts face in hands, regrets that he can't kill himself

I FOUND IT

LMAO

why are these always priceless

... tbh the dad's reaction the first time is surprisingly reasonable. I'd expected something like a shotgun being loaded.

tbh the second reaction is surprisingly reasonable

that must be one mellow dude

HAHA

one for him and ivar Year of the Cat

Hahaha. It fits.

...while searching for more i found one of ragnar and ivar

Snerk. That fits.