In the shower, hear a noise. Peek out past the curtain, pretty sure everyone's at work already? Nothing visible. Maybe I didn't hear it after all.
A few minutes later, hear a noise again. Peek out, see cat emerging from cupboard under the sink.

why must you do this to me

it is just a little nerve-wracking to be alone in the house, in the shower, hearing random bumping noises

Kittyyyy

cat why?

cats..........