"don't leave me"

Arrested Development Narrator: "He left her."

Who needs jobs when you've got puppy snuggles?

I had to proctor an exam for a student a day early.

So, in I went.

Betrayal

She is stuck in the box while I am gone.

She gets too anxious when I leave in the morning.

Bad Honeys go in the prison box

She is calmer in jail.

My parents' dog is like that

They don't even close the crate anymore, he just goes and sleeps in there of his own volition

She's always thrilled to be out.

She used to let me shut the door without locking it.

But recently she's been escaping.

So. Locked. Jail.

She gets a treat for going inside.

And at night she runs in before I get the treat.

I'm sorry, dude, every time I see pictures of her and how well groomed she is I can't help but wonder if she's entirely pink under all that fur except for her nose and lip or something

Oh, her belly is pretty pale when shaved.

blurry but there you go