The "nutrisystem for MEN" commercials always befuddle me because they're like "and these system contain PASTA and BURDERS- man food"

and I'm like.....

why..... do you think women don't eat those....

Men are terrified of Diet = Rabbit food

because those silly women are too busy laughing with salad to eat burgers

...this is why if I ever have to do a weight loss system, I'd do Weight Watchers

points system is gender neutral

so's core system

but point system is basically calorie counting tbh

it's a true wonder how any masculinity survives, with how fragile it seems to be

Apparently burgers and pasta are necessary to keep testosterone production up, or something...

To be fair, a lot of guys wish nonsense like that will die

Say it is MAN FOOD over "You babies can still eat something other than greens!"

I seriously wouldn't take it as "Women eat that too you dumb advertisers!" and more of "Yes... Men are that easily manipulated. They really are that stupid."

I always like to ask my brothers is this man food and they tell me they're missing some important things like a tree bark and stuff

Don't forget the nails and untanned leather.

freshly killed cows. not sissy steak. WHOLE COWS

Burn all that off by wrestling a bear

/bear double-take