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DWTS secretly being funded by SNL so they can do more Spicy sketches
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"I haven't discussed that with my partner. I let her tweets speak for themselves."
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comes out on stage in the motorized podium
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DANCE with the motorized podium
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and one week, have a special guest celebrity and have Spicy dance with Alec Baldwin
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maybe he can do an interpretive dance of his true feelings on trump admin
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"I think I understood the part where you stomped on all those oranges, but I will have to deduct a point for lack of hand movement"
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"If Sean Spicer goes on Dancing With The Stars, does that make us one step closer towards that 'Fifteen Million Merits' episode of Black Mirror being real?"
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better than the pig-fucking one >.>
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truuue. though technically if that one is real, they're all real because same universe.
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dancing with the stars more like hiding with the shrubs
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among*
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FTFY
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