Looking through the "Antiques" section of Craigslist is a game of "Did they die and/or is their house haunted?" And I'm going to let you guys join in.

1. "Catastrophically Damaged, Possibly Antique Rocking Chair" - Dead relative, haunted house, or both?

2. "BINOCULARS, Made in Occupied Japan." - Dead relative, haunted house, or both?

3. Antique Industrial Child's School Chair Steampunk - Dead, Haunted, or both?

1. Haunted. 2. Dead. 3. Both

4. "restored red fire hydrant excellent condition - $495 " - Dead, Haunted, Both, or CURSED?

1. haunted 2. dead 3. both 4. for that price it better be both AND working

4. Cursed. Definitely fucking cursed.

saw this and looked up your alley

Eeee that's cute!!!