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guys read it to the end it's so worth it i promise

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according to snopes it isn't true but it's HILARIOUS

Meridian
i was about to say, please tell me people didnt really fall for tgis

Meridian
for this even

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honestly if they were televangelists i would have no problem believing it

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but i had doubts that people were whipping $100 out on the street to buy dodgy 2x4s lol

Meridian
people scare me. but then a few years back I read about this group...

Meridian
claiming to be atheists who, for a small few, would pick up your pets after the rapture so they wouldnt be left alone

Meridian
gods cant spell today. for a small fee

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i remember hearing about that!

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ever since i watched that bit with john oliver about prosperity gospel, i more easily believe the kind of questionable things people will invest in :/

Cptn Old Spice
"and a baby alligator" though

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right?? that part actually made me LOL

Saint It Black
dude I'd collect money to pick up pets after the Rapture

Saint It Black
because LBR, after the rapture I'd have a bunch of pets AND will have used the money to create a bug out bunker to hang out with them in

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I'll totally pick up pets after the rapture too tbh

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though tbh any heaven that Artie doesn't go to i don't particularly want to be in anyway