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[RP] [IJ] I am just going to go and cuddle up geiszler right now because all our things are awesome things.
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i heart them. i heart them so much.
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UH HELL YEAH.
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This is going to be like Sherlock at the wedding.
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'You don't want to date that guy his aura is lime green. It means he's not sure why he's here or what he wants. He'll go for you then leave in the middle bits because he's freaked out.'
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"Mommy issues. So many mommy issues."
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"No you can just tell by looking at him. He's wearing khaki shorts in a bar for Christs sake."
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And people wonder why Nigel is single ....
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Who knew being snarky and British got him dates ...
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YES WELL that's about to change but probably not in Nigel's favor like he thinks.
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I ...kind of figured that after she and Carter had their thing.
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Really??
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It is really, really tight timing right there.
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... Well since I am about to do the same thing. <.<
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Bad monkey.
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Oh he is absolutely considerate and British.
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Like he's not even going to think about asking Roger out for a drink until HALF the time in the relationship has passed.
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okay he's going to think about it but he won't do it.
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LOL.
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See, this is where I thought, Nigel, this is about to bite you in the ass.
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You're trying to be a gentleman and be like, 'No no, he's not interested and he just broke up with his girlfriend, it would be uncouth.'
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And James is going to bust into this like the Kool Aid Man.
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... yes precisely.
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damn you rooooogeeeer.
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like no. nooooo. god this crush so bad noooooo.
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It's true.
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And he's all dark-eyed intensity.
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Even when he's being a dick.
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Nigel will then tell him what jolly roger means.
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Means jolly rogering love.
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Just saying.
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Let us just take a moment.
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For Nigel to laugh bitterly to himself.
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Because yeah.
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You'll be the FIRST TO KNOW ROGER.
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James is the best Nigel now agrees.