The June Newsletter is live!
the pines.
The June Newsletter is live!
The June Newsletter is live!
the pines.
With some pretty big surprises. :')
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
We want to thank all of our players, new and old, for all of the patience and support you've shown us these past few months. You guys are seriously the best. Our game wouldn't have made it nearly this far without y'all.
ᴀᴄᴇTʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ĐɈ
I'm so excited.
柯拉.
oooooOOOooo... that event overview is spooky 
ᴇᴠɪᴇ
you guys are great
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
genтle ιdealιѕт
it's a mystery~
ᴀᴄᴇTʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ĐɈ
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Peter, quick, get that pool party in before it all goes to shit
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
it doesn't go to shit in town itself until the 19th :') so there's that
ᴀᴄᴇTʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ĐɈ
So a belated Father's Day gift got it
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
So pool party on the 19th, got it XD
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
i.... would fucking love to see that
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
it's definitely an event you guys want to handle en masse in your swimsuits
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
absolutely
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
genтle ιdealιѕт
i'm putting in my votes now for that honestly
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
by "survival event" we definitely mean "try and survive all that bitchin' pool action"
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Well I guess I have to do it now. Best mental image is swimsuit panic
genтle ιdealιѕт
everyone grab your pool noodle
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
: are you peter quill
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
yes you are
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
I am!
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
i am so very glad to have a starlord
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Pool noodles yesssss
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
i will definitely be keeping an eye out for his antics
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Thank you 
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
He is going to be lots of trouble and it is going to be tons of fun.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Finally someone gets to see Nyx dressed down 
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
I mean...what?
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
doesn't he work at a gym
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Banana hammock
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
He does but no ones seen his legs yet
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
And he usually wears some kind of tanktop tbh
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
So far only Luna has officially seen him shirtless
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
And god no. No banana hammock
ᴀᴄᴇTʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ĐɈ
I'm so glad pool party is happening and on the 19th too
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
fourthing banana hammock
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Banana hammocks only
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
ok but like
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
I need to have Peter raid the store for all its pool noodles and should make a network post about the party
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
raven's gonna have to rent a banana...........
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
purchase
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
a banana
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
you don't rent a banana, go to sleep trace
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Like an actual banana? Lol someone walks in holding a banana fully clothed
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
One entry please
ᴀᴄᴇTʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ĐɈ
Cat's cradle with a banana in it.
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
no like she has a banana hammocked in a scarf and just holds it up on her way by
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
He would laugh and be like loopholes are the best
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Looool true he didn't say you had to be I it
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
In it
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Nyx has his own gd pool he can swim in. He doesn't need your party 8I
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
/buys a full body wetsuit
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
why the fuck would wayward pines sell a full-body wetsuit
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
do they have a surf shop
𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
god i hope they do
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Suddenly we're getting a bit nightvale here. With their boardwalk in the middle of the desert
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
And mail order. Duh.
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Nyx is going to hear all that fun while he floats on his whale inflatable all alone
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Get jealous. Just come over
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
He's just going to insult Peter's pool while he leans on the fence with a beer.
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
Like a good neighbor
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
He will then get hit with a beach ball.
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Need to come over to do something about it
Sir Nyx-A-Lot
This is going to happen now. Because Nyx and Peter need to have a pool fight where they lovingly try to drown each other like brothers.
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Tackles him into pool. Also sorry for taking over this plurk
♠️ Aνεղէմɾἶղε
Well now I know what I'm doing today 83
ᴀᴄᴇTʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ ĐɈ
Pool party disaster is gonna be awesome
dante fucks
WASP HELL
I need someone to force Carl to go lol he's gonna be so awkward