Underpaid nose wiper, bleach handler and song singer.

On the other hand the word raise was thrown my way. I look forward to my ten extra dollars a pay period /snorts

Feeling super valued with a 2% raise

ooh two whole percentage points

Gosh right?!?

so much money

think of all the avocados you could buy!

'Underpaid nose wiper' could actually also be me.

Don't forget "herder of cats" and "scapegoat for bad parenting".