[voltron/nsfw but not in a serious way] OK but please tell me there are a bunch of klance fics that involve angry literal dick-measuring contests as key plot points, or does my fandom once again disappoint me by taking porn too seriously?

I'm positive I've read this before

but it was a long time ago

there's a ton of hilarious bickering porn at the very least tho

OK GOOD

i hope that not only that, whoever is shorter is also a little bit thicker

so the argument changes to ok but who technically has a bigger one??

This doesn't make up for the lack of "I'll form the head" blowjob jokes, but at least it's something

comedy smut is glorious

Keith's precise type of Galra dick remains a mystery

which makes it great cause you get to see all different kinds of versions

I'm glad I arrived fashionably late

The fandom disappoints me less because I already have someone on hand to ask the important questions