ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
minor gripe but hnnnnnggghhhhhhh
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
it drives me up the wall
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
but ffs my name has only one n in it
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
spoilers: it's diana
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
like i will see people write it down and it's always either "danna", "dianna", "dianne"
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
my accent is not that bad omfg
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
and i will always get the question of "oh like the princess, right?"
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
my answer is always "nah, motherfucker, like the goddess"
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
minus the swearing if i'm not allowed
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
this drives me absolutely up the wall and around the bend
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
like my name is in the dictionary
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
it's five letters
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
how is it that easy to fuck up?
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
itp: fuming about something that shouldn't get on my nerves but seriously does
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
on the other hand: i get to joke about how absolutely white my name is
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
i took teagan's last name so i now have the most english of names ever
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
now that the sun's been out a while i went from "kinda tan" to apparently perfectly airbrushed tan
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
in other words: everyone at work thinks i'm hispanic
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
especially since i've been learning spanish from mexico, which is absolutely not the same as spanish in spain
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
and the girls at work can tell the difference in my accent, but not anyone else
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
so when people read my nametag at work while i'm working with spanish speakers they're just "............????????"
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
at least i find it hilarious
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
SO there is that
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
alebrije i feel like you would enjoy the fact that like every other sentence i'm looking over at my coworkers like "fuck what conjugation do i use here???"
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
because i keep wanting to use vosotros
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
but am not supposed to
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
either i get weird looks or people think i'm super polite
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
and the amount of new vocabulary i'm having to learn because latin american spanish has different words for even just pens and i did not know that until like. a month ago
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
ALSO LINA
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
LMFAO
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
I USED COGER
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
which is like
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
fine for me
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
but man i made a fool of myself because
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
i had no idea about the differences
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
thankfully not in front of clients
𝑡ᵢ𝑡𝑠 ₒᵤ𝑡 𝑓ₒᵣ †
i understand the name gripe, no one spells mine right either
𝑡ᵢ𝑡𝑠 ₒᵤ𝑡 𝑓ₒᵣ †
like i wish i could just go by tsu in every day life, which i'm sure they would find a way to fuck that up, too
𝑡ᵢ𝑡𝑠 ₒᵤ𝑡 𝑓ₒᵣ †
but honestly, how many ways can people spell chris? ( spoilers: a lot )
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
ikr???
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪
no one ever spells mine right unless I do it first and then they write it out repeatedly
𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪
ʙʏ ᴊᴏᴠᴇ!
𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪
alebrije: yes fam you both feel me