Pythonmelon
Goooood morning everything this is a day plurk and the physical proof (not counting audio and ebooks) that Stephen King owns my ass 
Pythonmelon
the only thing that outnumbers King books on my shelves are cookbooks
spiteologist
high five me bruh
spiteologist
i had to build a new shelf for him
Pythonmelon
beautiful
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high-fives all around
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I've got a list pinned up of the books I've already read (that top shelf is ones I need to read) and need to get copies of some of those back
Pythonmelon
I've got two of desperation because it's my favorite...
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Also I'm gonna check local restaurants for jobs today 
Haunted Boobs
yes good, I too have a bookcase that is only King.
Pythonmelon
granted this one is six shelves, but the top three sure are king (+a little girl genius)
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me three
Haunted Boobs
I have a whole bookcase that is nothing but my King collection. Complimented by foreign theatrical release movie posters for King movies.
Haunted Boobs
And then I have my smaller bookcase that is King reference books.
Pythonmelon
oooh lovely
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bah, no luck on the job hunt
Haunted Boobs
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I was trying for local places, preferably not too small or a chain, and of the four places I could check there were none hiring
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though one invited me to try again in 2-3 weeks
Manateehugs
Aww I love Stephen King he is Writing!Daddy
Pythonmelon
snrk
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oooh you have a hardcover copy of my favorite (It)
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mine's paperback and I've read it so many times it's literally falling apart
Manateehugs
Not kinky, just straight up my writing daddy lol.
Pythonmelon
laughs, I getcha
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misteryang there was a used bookstore that closed a year or two ago but they always had the best King hardcovers and I am way appreciative of that
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do you have a copy of the original version of the first DT book? before he made all the big changes?
Pythonmelon
I do not! I read a paperback back when I was a freshman, wasn't very interested, and gave it away. I only really got into it a little over a year ago! And I've still got most of the series to go
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it's really interesting...I have so many questions I'd want to ask him about the stuff he replaced
Pythonmelon
ooh
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I don't know much about the changes
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like "the Beast, the source of all glammer" being replaced by the crimson king
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wtf was up with that, stevie
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inquiring minds (aka mine) need to know
Pythonmelon
snrk
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it's just RuPaul BatB
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the true nightmare
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Pythonmelon
honestly the moment in my life I'll always beat myself up most about is the time I had the giant hardcover of "four past midnight" ON MY PERSON on a shuttle st the Atlanta airport
Pythonmelon
(I was like 15) and I ended up standing next to King himself
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OH MY GOD
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BUT I WAS TOO AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING
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so I just have to live with that
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oh noooo
Pythonmelon
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I DID, however, get to openly discuss with and reccomend DT to Andrew Hussie via Twitter once
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Also 
Manateehugs
that became a meme really fast in my groupchat
Manateehugs
that became a meme really fast in my groupchat
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THE CLOWN
Pythonmelon
I'm proud of that one
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fish deranged
fish deranged
how could you ping me into this den of sin
Manateehugs
Pythonmelon
: Oh my gosh I didn't know! I was coming from reading On Writing as a teen and both my parents reading Stephen King all my life.
Pythonmelon
lol I know, it was just a funny statement
Pythonmelon
And because this is the rep you have
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oh my god I feel so barfy someone save me my brother was sick today too
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EMETOPHOBIA AT WORK