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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:16 PM

[maskormenace] Veronica is going to teach Kaytoo to swear I'm.

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:17 PM

cakejustice

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:18 PM

sorry to ugh and ᴛ'ʜᴏʀᴇᴀʟ for your new roommate teaching your friend to swear

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:19 PM

hes pursuing education clearly

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:23 PM

it's a valuable education into Earth culture

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:25 PM

exactly

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:26 PM

if it's not in a history book then it's probably more valuable to know the word asshole than it is to know about the entire french revolution

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:43 PM

finally, I play someone who can swear

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:47 PM

Han, who is like thirty and a hardened smuggler: what in the kriffing universe
Veronica, who is seventeen and did not cope with being an accomplice to multiple murders v well: YOU GODDAMN BITCH

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:48 PM

omfg

graNma sWeetie

@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:48 PM

she went all out huh

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:49 PM

cassian and jyn come home and kay is like "hello i have learned new words, motherfuckers."

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:49 PM

she curses worse in the movie but she drops a great F-bomb in the musical like "what the fuck have you done"

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:50 PM

Veronica can be heard cackling from the kitchen

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@kestreldawn

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:51 PM

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:53 PM

she would like to say she's sorry but uh. well. nope she's not.

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@kestreldawn

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:57 PM

Veronica pls

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:58 PM

i think whats worse is shes not explaining how to use them so he's going to wind up using the wrong if he does use them at all

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 2:59 PM

how to make friends with robots: teach them to curse. unleash the result on unsuspecting bystanders. PROFIT.

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:00 PM

like he doesnt know why "goddamn" is the correct combination so shitdamn and fuckgod might wind up happening

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:00 PM

IF SWEARS EVEN HAPPEN it also feels silly to have him swear to begin with unless it was for extra emphasis

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:01 PM

"hello, dicks," he says pleasantly. Veronica nearly dies laughing.

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:02 PM

lfmafsdl

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:04 PM

this is it the pinnacle of me playing Veronica Sawyer I am shedding a proud tear rn

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:11 PM

i am writing the worst tags of my life

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:31 PM

i like how all of the original warning tag for the log dont come up basically at all in kays thread, but instead the worst that's happening is swearing

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:33 PM

she needed a breather

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:35 PM

Cassian and Jyn: serious emotional drama with warnings coming into play
Kaytoo: Swearing 101

ankheg

@stroopwafelling

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:37 PM

amazing

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@vendingmachine

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:38 PM

lmfao DONT JUDGE ME JESSE

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:40 PM

judgment free zone

ankheg

@stroopwafelling

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:42 PM

no one could judge this

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@mollymauktealeaf

Wed, May 10, 2017 3:48 PM

"tell me how to swear at people and I'll tell you about outer space" "D E A L"

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@kestreldawn

Wed, May 10, 2017 6:37 PM

My great aunt greeted people like that btw

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@kestreldawn

Wed, May 10, 2017 6:37 PM

"Hey dick". She was like 90 years old.

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@kestreldawn

Wed, May 10, 2017 6:37 PM

I loved her

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@mollymauktealeaf

Thu, May 11, 2017 1:20 AM

what a good great-aunt

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@kestreldawn

Thu, May 11, 2017 1:34 AM

the best

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@kestreldawn

Thu, May 11, 2017 1:34 AM

and that was how you knew she liked you

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@kestreldawn

Thu, May 11, 2017 1:34 AM

if she greeted you by name, she probably hated you

ugh

@halflingmerry

Thu, May 11, 2017 6:02 AM

HAHAHA how did I miss this, it's wonderful.

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@mollymauktealeaf

Thu, May 11, 2017 6:51 AM

now you know who to blame if Kaytoo calls anyone a dick

ugh

@halflingmerry

Thu, May 11, 2017 7:16 AM

Love it.

ugh

@halflingmerry

Thu, May 11, 2017 7:16 AM

I hope he says something distinctly '80s.

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@halflingmerry

Thu, May 11, 2017 7:17 AM

P.S. Thanks to you I've now got "Heathers" on my iPod

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@halflingmerry

Thu, May 11, 2017 7:17 AM

I wasn't that into the movie but I LOVE the musical. Which is not unusual for me... I think the subject matter may fit the theatrical form better for me…? IDK.

ugh

@halflingmerry

Thu, May 11, 2017 7:18 AM

Also: loving Han/Cassian CR so much.

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@mollymauktealeaf

Thu, May 11, 2017 7:36 AM

Han is a great big softie and is trying to look out for Cassian in his own weird way

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@mollymauktealeaf

Thu, May 11, 2017 7:36 AM

with alcohol and possibly a bar fight getting started once Han cheats at a poker game

ugh

@halflingmerry

Thu, May 11, 2017 7:45 AM

ON. BOARD.