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[khr] also I'm glad the tag reminded me of the final arc
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and all its battles
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most relevantly
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hibari vs xanxus
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where hibari refused to go because he still wanted to fight xanxus and dino was like "...he's not even fighting you seriously, u kno that rite"
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and so he basically had to yell across the hotel room HEY XANXUS TSUNA KICKED YOUR ASS
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(squalo: /muffled screeching)
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dino with that wary smirk, meanwhile squalo is just. pure fuc
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and then everyone had to physically drag their respective shitshows away before the hotel burned to the ground :'D
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
cAN YOU NOT
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
fuckin cavallone
duck bastard
XOXO SQUALO, HE LOVES YOU, HE'LL SEND A FRUIT BASKET LATER
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
THAT DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT ALL THE DAMAGE CONTROL HE'LL BE DOING FOR FUCKING DAYS
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IT'LL BE FINE, HE HAS FAITH IN YOU, SQUALO
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
FUCK YOU
Corpse Sniffer
hibari def knows how to irritate ppl into fighting him
duck bastard
he only stresses you because you stress him, squalo.
Corpse Sniffer
thanks dino
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
hOW THE FUCK
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
not accepting your prom invitation is not ~stressing~ you, dino
duck bastard
Yes but your volume does :U
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
CRY HIM A FUCKING RIVER
duck bastard
No he'll just send you a fruit basket
Corpse Sniffer
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
duck bastard
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
basically
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duck bastard
Your shit personality is why you have someone has much of a clumsy mess as Dino in your life, Squalo /hearthands
Corpse Sniffer
omfg
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you should have better standards dino
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that last pic tho
duck bastard

well the poison scorpion is available, right
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
why the fuck
Corpse Sniffer
better standards
Corpse Sniffer
but thats cute
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
but yes everyone needs better standards
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
dino ur a shitty race horse
Corpse Sniffer
i stil dont see what yama sees in you, u gay trash shark
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
me neither
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
although by extension i don't know what squalo sees in xanxus
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
well i mean sure scar daddy aesthetic i guess but hella
Corpse Sniffer
its squalo
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
but i mean it makes sense that he gets along with people who also have shitty taste in boyfriends
Corpse Sniffer
i literally use squalo as an excuse for all the horrible ppl yama befriends. why
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
A+
Corpse Sniffer
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
thats p much ic so
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
i wouldn't say squalo is the worst person he's befriended, except he kind of is
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
kaoru might be ugly but he was a sweetie in comparison
Corpse Sniffer
a literal sociopath? THATS FINE SQUALO THINKS MURDER IS FUN TOO
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
EXACTLY
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
make your sensei proud boy :0
Corpse Sniffer
kaoru is a good person past thw whole almost killing yama, squalo is literal trash
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yama is just like HES PROUD OF ME ;!
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: D
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hes even scared the shit out of someone too!
duck bastard
listen bianchi has it going on, doesn't break his eardrums, and can murder people with her food, she's a great choice
Corpse Sniffer
she got an exorcist to revive romeo so she could murder him again
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see, she's thorough!
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
lmao bless
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
i have played squalo/bianchi/dino, just sayin
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it was gross
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
squalo tried to initiate rock paper scissors to decide who gets the ass because he's classy like that
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but i mean im not telling you anything new
Corpse Sniffer
i dont have a proper judgement emote
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also i think yama is just thirsty for dange
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r
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--i still cant get over 'my sword is long as my leg' post and it being the result of yama telling squalo to try and date someone'
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
lmfao
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
dating is for chumps he is ~married~
♕Mimi Chi♕
I forgot you had a Dino we should do something cute for once. Also Bianchi is the best choice.
Corpse Sniffer
even yama thinks you should spread your wings from xanxus once
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might make him jealous in the process
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i wish for a dino i mean glorified babysitter
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
that is a thought :|a
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
though jealous xanxus would probably just murder everyone involved
Corpse Sniffer
welll.....you know. risks must be taken
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
tru
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
a good way to go
Corpse Sniffer
someone stop them
Corpse Sniffer
i need yama hanging out with the entire varia tho it gives me life
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
jsdfksdf
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
as long as he behaves :0
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
by "behaves" i mean chaos and murder
Corpse Sniffer
clearly SOMEONE needs to be a good influence!
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i was about to ask
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Mammon will give him hints to the least amount of shitshow if he pays up
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
yeah hopefully some of Belphegor's good qualities will rub off on Yams :0
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or the opposite
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
like love for murder
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they're flexible
Corpse Sniffer
does yama look like he has any money he's a middle schooler
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
or worse, being a lil shit to squalo
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
though he manages that fine already
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well then he's shit out of luck, have fun in hell yama
Corpse Sniffer
doesnt he already
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LMFAO
Corpse Sniffer
ahah
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he can give u sushi
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and one dollar
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
he could bribe squalo with sushi probably
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
other varia not so much
Corpse Sniffer
clearly they need better taste in food
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
oh i think Bel likes sushi too
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴜᴅᴇ
but it probably doesn't border on squalo's I AM ALL THINGS FISH theme
Corpse Sniffer
im just. tsuyoshi shows up too and picks a fight
Corpse Sniffer
well then bel can have some sushi too
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