Curdy&Comfy
Double plurk, but some tags before work!
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OH SHIT NEW PARAMORE???
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curby&coughing
O SHIT EVEN MORE NEW PARAMORE??
curby&coughing
why do I gotta be at work god Damn
Curdy&Comfy
RIP you
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i got 15 minutes until I need to skeddadle let's see how much i can do
Curdy&Comfy
LAUGHS, HENRY, PLEASE
Curdy&Comfy
"hey fun cool buddy I could ABSOLUTELY drink space alcohol" n o
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DEATH
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Sans wants to stop dying, just once
Curdy&Comfy
lmao TOO BAD, SANS
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Just casually sets himself on fire
Curdy&Comfy
just casually discussing your death with the one who kills you, nbd
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Frisk murders me too
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Frisk murders everyone :-)
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ahahahaHAHA
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fucking LOBS THIS TAG AS I RUSH TO GO TO WORK
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Sans, watching this mysterious Mettaton pop out of the goddamn sky and hold Alphys's hands: lmao aight
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Not the weirdest thing he's ever seen
Curdy&Comfy
LOL
curby&coughing
lmao sorry sans
Curdy&Comfy
I love how like. Mettaton and Alphys: see each other and it's like no one else exists
Curdy&Comfy
Sans, awkwardly standing next to the throne: well then
Chara Dont
he'll just be. over here
curby&coughing
yep
curby&coughing
i'll probably just have him Leave in the next tag for simplicity's sake
Curdy&Comfy
lol that sounds good but god is that a hilarious image
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the image in your topplurk made me giggle <3
Curdy&Comfy
Awww yay! I'm glad!
Curdy&Comfy
I am at work now and it's like please leave me alone while I am on my break thanks
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you can enjoy a sans tag while you relax
Curdy&Comfy
actually it is too late, I am already back at work and it was hectic as hell
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CRIES OVER SANS.....
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he's fine. he's just disassociating wildly and veering toward casually falling down :-)
Curdy&Comfy
NO
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he won't actually fall down obviously
Curdy&Comfy
Obviously but yeah YELLS
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this is just what happens when a guy with 1 HP has that last shred of hope he didn't even know he had completely shattered
Curdy&Comfy
Mettaton is over here like I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TRYING TO HELP YOU ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP DYING WHY
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one day i kinda do still wanna play out sans actually falling down
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like he wouldn't even tell anyone
Curdy&Comfy
no................Sans
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he's pretty much committed to the idea that if he dies and no one is there to see it he's just. not gonna tell anyone
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cause ehh, he's back already, who cares
Curdy&Comfy
Sans please no
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people would just get upset and someone would probably find a way to blame themselves and it would just be a huge mess, ew, no thanks
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it was godawfulfuckhorrible the last time it happened so he literally never wants that shit again
Echo
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also if you die and no one notices then you're just gonna guilt people by going "btw i was totally dead those two days i was gone lmao"
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billion times easier to just go "eh i took a two day nap"
Echo
THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING NOTICE, SANS.
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he's probably taken multi-day naps before, plus he goes days without talking to people, so
Curdy&Comfy
Just. Yells.
curby&coughing
SANS NO
Curdy&Comfy
I can't say if Mettaton would notice unfortunately in this current state but he'd still be sad ;;
Curdy&Comfy
God though I can't wait until I find the perfect way to kill Mettaton it's gonna be so good
curby&coughing
fucking same
Curdy&Comfy
ok but if we get the opportunity for Alphys and Mettaton to die together we should do it
a turtle
plot twist: they die trying to reenact a Utena scene
Curdy&Comfy
FUCK
a turtle
"no just pull a sword out of me it'll look SO SICK"
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what a way to go
a turtle
worth it tbh
Curdy&Comfy
(alas I have never seen Utena so I don't get the reference...)
curby&coughing
LLORORD
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IM WHHEZING IN THIS CHIPOTLE FUC K
a turtle
I've only seen like 2.3 episodes but it Iconic levels of lesbian anime
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HAHAHAHHGLGJKLGJKLAJKFLDSAJ
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and also extremely #aesthetic as far as outfits and magical girl
a turtle
also I think someone like turns into a car?
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THAT'S IN THE MOVIE which is a special, special something
Echo
A dude on tumblr called some triangles has a set of reviews/analysis of it, I think.
curby&coughing
theres so much good art of undyne as utena and alphys as anthy too...
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ness i don't know if you watch steven universe but there's a fuckton of utena references in it re: pearl
Curdy&Comfy
I love Steven Universe! Though I think I fell behind again in watching it.
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omg so
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you know "steven and the sword" where pearl fights her hologram
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that whole fight scene is one big love letter to utena
Curdy&Comfy
Really???
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yea!
Curdy&Comfy
Ohhhh
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Alex has wanted me to watch it for awhile so I could cosplay Anthy I think? But it just has never happened
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like the back flip she does? right out of utena
a turtle
tbh you would rock anthy
a turtle
I only saw a few eps but from what I recall: she is super pretty
curby&coughing
I would Die to get to cosplay Utena with Vanessa
Curdy&Comfy
omg
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god yes you would be an amazing anthy
Curdy&Comfy
I don't know... she's really cute with that dress and I don't think I would do that justice...
a turtle
you would 800% rock it you're super pretty
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BAB YOU ARE SMOKIN
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you know that art of alphys and undyne
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where undyne's like "you're cute!" and alphys is like "but what if i don't want to just be cute, what if i want to also be hot?"
Curdy&Comfy
there's a lot of art of Alphys and Undyne lmao
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and undyne is like ".......!!!!!!!"
Curdy&Comfy
OH SHIT YEAH I LOVE THAT ONE
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"YOU'RE SO SUPER HOT!!!"
a turtle
it's science fact Vanessa is soft and lovely and
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ness is gorgeous
Curdy&Comfy
MMMMMMMMMMPH
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and adorgle
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also YES TO ALPHYNE
Chara Dont
it's been conclusively proven
Curdy&Comfy
adorgle
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i feel like this is both of you, and sometimes ness is undyne and sometimes alex is undyne
curby&coughing
u rite
Curdy&Comfy
LMAO YEAH
fernicus
can confirm, both Nessa and Alex are super fuckin adorgle,
fernicus
also can confirm Vanessa would rock that dress
Curdy&Comfy
YOU STOP THAT
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adorgle
fernicus
can confirm that Vanessa is so pretty the dress should be the one worried about doing the other justice tbh
Curdy&Comfy
Oh my god??? No???
fernicus
I'm the expert here
Echo
Okay, on one hand I agree wholeheartedly that Vanessa and Alex would look amazing in those outfits.
Echo
On the other hand, I feel like suggesting that your significant other dress up as the Rose Bride is... not. The best idea. Considering what that role usually entails. I mean, Utena and Anthy were definitely an awesome couple, but wow is being the Rose Bride a really shitty job by definition.
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f a i r
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anyway,
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no
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yes
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sans: what is this thing you're doing with your arms
Curdy&Comfy
Mettaton: it's called a hug now accept it
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boy i die!
Curdy&Comfy
oh my god
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he just
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comes closer anyway
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even though he has no idea why Mettaton said it
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you know that feel
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when you're like
Curdy&Comfy
and trying to find some food oh my god
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so fucking dead inside
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and someone's there to be like
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"okay sit down. eat this cracker."
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and you just do it
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because someone told you to
Curdy&Comfy
weeps
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and following directions is easier than like, thinking and making decisions
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y eah
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Sister Act was awesome and I loved it despite not seeing like a third of the screen
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ahhh you watched it?
Curdy&Comfy
Yeah! Kitten did a livestream of it earlier tonight and I got to watch it. Well, watch it around Livestream's "log in or make an account to watch this!!!" box
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And since I realized I could just watch the stream without doing that, just with a third of the screen obscured I just did tha tlol
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bawww awesome
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YFIP Me: kept drinking slightly off milk because I couldn't decide if it was worth throwing out
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and now i am lowkey sick
curby&coughing
vanessa. what the fuck
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....ness
Curdy&Comfy
listen y'all i love milk
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i mean i do too but i test it every time even if the expiration date is like nine years from now
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then again i'm just. like. paranoid about food poisoning
Curdy&Comfy
i play fast and loose because even with fully cooked food sometimes it feels like i have food poisoning anyway
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Curdy&Comfy
I still remember how sometimes, despite the food being cooked to the perfect time and temperature, I would eat it and still feel like I ate something undercooked.
Curdy&Comfy
Or, memorably, that time I ate a chicken nugget and it tasted like it had paint on it.
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oh god
Curdy&Comfy
Yeaaaaaaaah and the rest of my family was like "???? Vanessa it tastes fine"
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some people are more sensitive to that sorta thing than others
Curdy&Comfy
Which is nice in theory but isn't nice when your family forces you to eat the food anyway because it's a waste otherwise, which yes, fair, but also it tasted like paint
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yeah that's bullshit :c
Curdy&Comfy
Growing up poor is just so many things wrapped up into one lol. Because like yeah, not eating this perfectly good food is a waste, especially since we were on such a tight budget!
Curdy&Comfy
But having such a sensitive tongue and stomach issues did not help at all
Curdy&Comfy
(I say growing up poor as if I am not still in the same income bracket, maybe worse now lol)
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god yeah being poor is just.
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fucked
Curdy&Comfy
It really is. People keep being like "Vanessa you're so self-reliant!" and it's like, between the emotional, verbal, and physical abuse, neglect, and socio-economic factors, of course I am how else would I have survived lol
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(cozy)
Curdy&Comfy
Sorry, that was a little too real there.
a turtle
honestly no we feel you in club #justabusethings
Curdy&Comfy
#justlittleabusethings
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the Relatable Content
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Tomorrow I am going to focus on updating my threadtracker and tags in because my god how much CR have I lost out on while in this pseudo slump?
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ash hole HOW TALL IS SANS?
Curdy&Comfy
like three inches tall, yeah?
a turtle
hes like peridot
a turtle
slowly shrinking down to a head with stubby limbs attached to it
Curdy&Comfy
goddamn
ash hole
listen, bittybones is a thing
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and he's four feet three inches and three quarters
Curdy&Comfy
i am so glad you showed up pen i googled "how tall is Sans" and saw algebra equations and got scared
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afjkdla
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sans is a single pixel taller than frisk
Curdy&Comfy
I can't remember where I got the "Mettaton is seven feet tall" thing from but like.
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fuck
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do i forget it
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Mettaton magically extending his body in various tags because I fucking Forget
Curdy&Comfy
"Vanessa, how can he rest his chin on top of character A's head????" "hahahahahahahahah leave"
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i think at any given point sans just assumes that everyone taller than him is like seven feet tall
Curdy&Comfy
I have purposely made my boy 7 feet tall and it continues to kick my ass
Curdy&Comfy
a lovely, sentimental moment, ruined by Mettaton extending his neck outwards like a goddamn snake
curby&coughing
we figured out he was 7 feet because of pixel measurements based on Frisk's height
curby&coughing
or Frisk's assumed height at a baseline for like, Kid Sized
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which is approx four feet tal
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l
Curdy&Comfy
right right
Curdy&Comfy
but this still doesn't change that I swear to god will I ever remember my boy's height?????
Curdy&Comfy
DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I REALIZED I MADE IT SO THAT METTATON'S MIRROR COULD EASILY WALK THROUGH THE FULL LENGTH MIRROR THAT IT HAD TO BE OVER 7 FEET TALL
curby&coughing
yeah, bc we determined box form was 6 feet on it's own lmao
Curdy&Comfy
DID YOU KNOW THAT A KING SIZED MATTRESS, THE BIGGEST MATTRESS AVAILABLE, IS A LITTLE OVER 7 FEET
Curdy&Comfy
THAT FUCKING MIRROR IS LIKE. BARELY HIDDEN UNDER HIS BED.
Curdy&Comfy
oh my god i have real life context for how tall i am in comparison to Mettaton
ash hole
mettaton is nine thousand feet tall
Curdy&Comfy
you have made me both laugh and horrified because you reminded me of a Mettaton Confessions blog I stumbled upon a long time ago
ash hole
mettaton is like the mighty oak
Curdy&Comfy
like. there is one confession burned into my mind where someone was like "I like to imagine Mettaton hundreds of feet tall and prowling the city looking for me and when he finds me.... umph."
Curdy&Comfy
and now i have shared it with you
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you are now also cursed
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listen
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i am the one who knocks curses
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nothing affects me anymore i am dead inside
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i did my time in the trenches of 4chan
Curdy&Comfy
then I will necromance your ass so you come back to life so you can be properly horrified with me
Curdy&Comfy
I am not above occult bribery and trickery
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i like the idea of some kind of horrendously tall spindly cryptid like stalking through the city at night
Curdy&Comfy
I have cursed someone before, don't test me
Curdy&Comfy
SEE I LIKE THAT TOO, JUST NOT. AS METTATON. AND DEFINITELY NOT AS A SEXUAL THING
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it always comes back around to vore
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or being stepped on in heels
Curdy&Comfy
that's it, you're cursed pen
Curdy&Comfy
I'm cursing you
Curdy&Comfy
To have good days for the rest of your life
Curdy&Comfy
It's a heavy burden, I know
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!!!!
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Curdy&Comfy
Though apparently I have actually cursed someone before. This one girl back in high school was being an utter ass to me and my friends so I looked her dead in the eyes and said something like "your next week will be ruin because I decree it" or some stupid teenage shit like that
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And then she failed like, the two tests she had that week, ruined one of her favorite shirts, and tripped down the main stairs in our school
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holy fuck
Curdy&Comfy
In general bad things tend to start happening to people who wrong me, especially after I wish it on them, and while I know that's a delusion it's also pretty fucking entertaining
Curdy&Comfy
I have a lot of fun imagining that things like magic exist in real life
Chara Dont
hly shit
Curdy&Comfy
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metta
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also that is a badass power ness
Curdy&Comfy
It is a terrifying power, one that I must use wisely
Curdy&Comfy
tbh if the ~prophecy~ about me holds any weight, I am destined to help destroy the corruption of the world and bring Justice to the land or something
Chara Dont
Ness your life is Wild holy shit
tbf i can totally see that happening
Curdy&Comfy
I was about to say that my life isn't that wild, but then I remembered a good portion of my life used to involve me spending many weekends in the psychic capital of the world so like, it's definitely a little weird
Curdy&Comfy
I want to go back there one day
Curdy&Comfy
Like, almost my entire life various people have told me that I have a gift for mediumship and occult and magick things and it's weird to look at my life and see what could have been
Chara Dont
a different path
Curdy&Comfy
Literally tbh. I used to love that stuff deeply too but thanks to a lot of bullshit with my family, I pulled myself out and away from it to protect myself.
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