because, haha. not like us. as if their friendship wasn't based on a hatred of themselves and what they could do for each other to save them from that.
unrelated to anything else in this plurk but gotta love it when your paranoia and hypervigilance makes it so you flee plurks that mention you because the person mentioning you is not a known "Friendly" and therefore is a dangerous Unknown
"average monster does 3 selfish things a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average monster does 0 selfish things a year. Selfish Mettaton, who lives in Hotland & does over 10,000 selfish things each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
ALSO NO EMOTIONAL TALKS YOU SAY, BOY IT'S TOO BAD THIS KING METTA THREAD IS HAPPENING AFTER THAT BIG GAY THREAD AND SANS IS ABOUT TO HAVE A FUCKING EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN
night Vanessa!