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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:11 PM
[wedding bs] text from mom begins: "I need to have you do a serious job for the wedding. I need you to--"
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:12 PM
Kᴀʏʟᴀ
@crepusculae
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:12 PM
nope
Kᴀʏʟᴀ
@crepusculae
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:12 PM
no
Kᴀʏʟᴀ
@crepusculae
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:12 PM
no nope no
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:12 PM
there a way to retroactively interrupt someone as they're typing
euryale ☆
@Vyndasia
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:13 PM
nope
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:13 PM
can I got back in time
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:13 PM
and smack the phone out of her hand
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:13 PM
politely
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
@Kitnkat
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:13 PM
→ yard sard
@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:15 PM
"I need you to come up with a very creative guest book. Kari would love if you did that with your creativity and art of course."
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:15 PM
I need an emote of someone grinding their teeth
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:15 PM
I need an emote of someone chewing their phone to pieces
Kᴀʏʟᴀ
@crepusculae
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:16 PM
i need your mom to Not
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:16 PM
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:17 PM
oh wait was the one I wanted for that first one but that works also
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:18 PM
SHES LUCKY YOURE GOING AND IN A DRESS FUCK OFF MOM
euryale ☆
@Vyndasia
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:18 PM
nah
euryale ☆
@Vyndasia
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:18 PM
like actually say no
euryale ☆
@Vyndasia
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:18 PM
you're already doing enough
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:18 PM
honestly I would say that too
Kᴀʏʟᴀ
@crepusculae
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:18 PM
agreed
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:18 PM
a serious job like ok how much are you paying me for this, mom
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:18 PM
YEAH lmfao
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:19 PM
Im not paying for another goddamn thing
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:19 PM
serious cash for serious job, sry2say
→ yard sard
@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:19 PM
if she wants to front me the money, I could find her something creative from Etsy
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:19 PM
I think that's all I have left in my soul okok
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:19 PM
she's lucky you have that much in your soul tbh
Kᴀʏʟᴀ
@crepusculae
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:21 PM
^^^
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:22 PM
LMAO STICK IS THAT U
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:22 PM
(lmfao stick get out of my account)
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:22 PM
lfmkasdhugr
Yale Sale →
@stick
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:22 PM
whoops my phone was logged in on Red's account
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:22 PM
stick pls
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:22 PM
I hear her go "UH OH. UH OH."
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:23 PM
cute
Yale Sale →
@stick
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:23 PM
THANKS HON
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:23 PM
lmao
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:23 PM
IT MADE ME LAUGH. Im calling it a win.
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:23 PM
good
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:23 PM
you needed a laugh
Yale Sale →
@stick
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:23 PM
But seriously your mom thinks this would be super-sweet but your sister wouldn't look at it twice.
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:24 PM
she's probably already expecting it
Yale Sale →
@stick
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:24 PM
She'd be like "oh that's cool" but it not be a meaningful relationship-bridging gesture like your mom imagines
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:24 PM
since she's expecting you to bow down to her wishes and pretend she hasn't been a shit to you this whole time
bladeosaurus
@fullofmystery
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:25 PM
AH WEDDING HELL
bladeosaurus
@fullofmystery
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:25 PM
I have 0 positive memories of helping out with my bro's wedding
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:27 PM
LMFAO and this wedding hell has been... like...
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:27 PM
l m a o . . .
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:27 PM
storytime.....
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:27 PM
AND LMFAO SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO FRAME THIS AS A QUESTION
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:27 PM
YEAH SHE JUST
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:28 PM
"I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING"
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:28 PM
first of all, stop
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:28 PM
second of all, stop
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:28 PM
third of all,
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:29 PM
and not just I need you to do this but
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:29 PM
I NEED YOU TO DO THIS AND I NEED YOU TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:29 PM
I NEED THIS TO BE A SERIOUS PROJECT
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:30 PM
THAT TOO lmao
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:30 PM
like fuck you tbh???
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:30 PM
lmfao mom???
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:30 PM
how much free time do you think I have???
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:30 PM
yeah its not like you have a job or anything?????
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:31 PM
have I not mentioned all of the extra time at work and tutoring and commissions that I've been putting in so that I can afford this nonsense??
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:31 PM
and I'll be taking off work for this trip with vacation hours I DONT have??
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:31 PM
since, you know. they won't help you with any part of this trip that you never wanted to be a part of and stated that you didn't...
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
MY DAD HAS
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
my dad has been amazing ;;;;;;
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
he keeps just... sending money to my paypal account
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
a-aw ;;
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
THANK GOD FOR YOUR DAD
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
the first chunk he sent me was immediately used to pay off my stupid taxes
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
so... he sent me more ;;;;;
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
;;;;;; what a good dad
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
@LoneWolfPrincess
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:32 PM
Awww your dad is crazy sweet. And he's been the most supportive one about you not wanting to wear the dress, right?
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:33 PM
yeah, he's been really great through this
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:33 PM
which is great because my sister also habitually treats him like shit
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:33 PM
which... I get is a grudge that she's been semi-rightfully holding from when he fucked up our whole family?
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:33 PM
but it also sounds like he's trying to make up for it, which ??????
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:34 PM
but she's the only one of us who hasn't tried to work through our issues at all
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:34 PM
yeah
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:34 PM
yeah he's spent the last like... ten years being the best dad he can manage
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:34 PM
and he's such a woobie now???
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:34 PM
like, any emotional demonstration gets him choked up. he can't even watch movies that are a little bit emotional gfhdjk
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:35 PM
ashdjkhgr OH NO
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:35 PM
SO LIKE lmfao
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:35 PM
he hasn't done a shitty thing to us for yeeeeats
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:35 PM
years, even
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:35 PM
yeah
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:35 PM
after he got really seriously sick, he totally changed. I think it scared him into being a good person.
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:36 PM
like, you can hold a grudge, sure, but if someone makes a conscious and honest effort to change
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:36 PM
yeah...
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:36 PM
you're the asshole for not even trying to give them a chance tbh
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:36 PM
especially when she is the only one still being hurt by this
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:36 PM
like... she's just taking away her own chance to heal
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:36 PM
if you don't want to give him a chance then don't talk with him, don't treat him like shit because oh it's your ~~~right~~~
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:36 PM
YEP.
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:37 PM
that's how she do
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:37 PM
I'm so glad you'll be done with her after this fucking wedding jfc
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:37 PM
for real.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
@LoneWolfPrincess
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:37 PM
Awww...
So if I were you (and if I still found it in me to actually GO to this thing, and then I found it in me after THAT to still be diplomatic about THIS request), I'd say I wish I could, but travel expenses and paying for the dress out of my own pocket are already putting me in the red, AND that I wouldn't want to have you guys have to give me+
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
@LoneWolfPrincess
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:37 PM
even MORE money since you've done so much for me already.
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:37 PM
gfjdkhgkfh
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:38 PM
hehe
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:38 PM
yeah that's a good way to put it
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:38 PM
in the red
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:38 PM
gjfhdgkjfhdjgkl
→ yard sard
@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:38 PM
gjhfdkl
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:38 PM
:3c
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
@LoneWolfPrincess
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:38 PM
XD I thought that might amuse you.
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
@LoneWolfPrincess
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:38 PM
Seriously, though, you're a saint and a half for being willing to put up with this much.
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:39 PM
I finally feel like I've honestly done everything I possibly could
→ yard sard
@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:39 PM
and I think I needed to get to this point to feel like I'll have total closure after this is over, one way or another
→ yard sard
@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:40 PM
like NO ONE CAN SAY I DIDNT TRY MY BEST and I needed to believe that myself
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
@LoneWolfPrincess
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:40 PM
Certainly more than you possibly SHOULD. And yeah, at least after this you don't have to deal with that nonsense EVER again.
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:40 PM
....which, yeah. I feel like I can say no to this request.
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:40 PM
yeah
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:40 PM
yeah, and my family can't blame me for a goddamn thing.
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:40 PM
you absolutely should, too
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:41 PM
I'll say that I'll look for some great things on etsy, because I've already come across a bunch in all of the other wedding bullshit I was looking up for them
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:41 PM
it's just such a flagrant misstep and presumption of entitlement, both to your time and your situation
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:41 PM
and that's it
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:41 PM
nods
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:41 PM
....after I go play some games and calm down :'D
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:41 PM
... one day
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:41 PM
we need to game together
✿Oli❁Shine✿
@audiophilic
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 9:41 PM
Do I even have you on steam, I feel like I should but what is memory
lucky☂terrarium
@SamzSanz
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 10:01 PM
my reaction to your mom's demand
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
@Sushiflop
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 10:22 PM
my reaction to this
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
@Sushiflop
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 10:23 PM
and then, what i hope your reaction will be :
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 11:05 PM
I havent had a computer since Oct... so I'm stuck to console and phone games for now
→ yard sard
@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 11:06 PM
AND LOL it looks like I'm going to be making a (simple) guestbook
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@redpyre
Sat, Apr 22, 2017 11:06 PM
I'll explain more when I'm done talking to my mom and have calmed down
Kari
@kawree
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:20 AM
i am so angry your sister's name is my name
Kari
@kawree
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:20 AM
because everything about your sister's wedding and the way your family is treating you in regards to it makes me want to kill things
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@redpyre
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:54 AM
lolllll yeah
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@redpyre
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:54 AM
every time I type her name on plurk I'm quietly like "sorry kari" in my head
Un(t)sundered
@draconic
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:54 AM
yeah, seconding that
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@redpyre
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:55 AM
and I'm 100% doing this guest book thing for my mom and not for my sister
Un(t)sundered
@draconic
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:55 AM
like... I know that there's a lot of fiddly details in getting married?
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@redpyre
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:55 AM
also there is a quick and cheap way i can do it
Un(t)sundered
@draconic
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:55 AM
but like, wow, this is not the way to do it
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@redpyre
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:55 AM
yeeeeeeeeeeah
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@redpyre
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 2:56 AM
yelling horrible and personal things at your sibling, especially about their identity, is rarely the right way to do things
Un(t)sundered
@draconic
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 3:02 AM
yeaaaaaaah
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@redpyre
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 3:18 AM
so... yeah
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@redpyre
Sun, Apr 23, 2017 3:18 AM
I have a B&N gift card, and I'm using it on this guest book thing
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