I have been a good girl and did a lot of cleaning today, but now it is time for a break and tags.

Note to both my future and past selves: the maximum amount of plastic shopping bags you need filled with other plastic shopping bags is one. O N E.

I know it hurts to throw away potential useful things but you are never going to need that many plastic shopping bags at once.

.../looks away guiltily

My moving to-do list has "Recycle all those plastic bags, we don't need that shit" on it

On the RP front: an unexpected difficulty of Shiro's recent post is that I used to play Booster Gold, whose default method of interacting with people is "friendly trolling," so my brain keeps trying to give me Booster responses and it's like, no, brain, this is something different.

This is the kind of strategic thinking that makes him the Black Paladin, obviously.

Inexplicably, I am now imagining the predatory ruthlessness with which Shiro would hunt down the large spider he saw in the bathroom in the middle of the night, after it vanished while he went to get a shoe.

*a cup and a piece of paper, what kind of monster do you think he is?

/CRACKS KNUCKLES, GOES TO TOWN

OH BOY

Open top level for Shiro and Alice running security because that's an appropriate date activity.

Allura, somewhere in the background: ... I don't think that's a usual first date activity even by human standards.

"Ohoho, so Mister Shiro had a date~?"
"Yes! We worked together! "
".............please just get married now"

THIS IS FINE ;A;

You made him Speech, he'll never forgive you

Friendship is magic, Kevin. FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Don't you start with him Princess Celestia was basically his mom

awwww

Awww. (Someday he needs to meet my bouncy pink thing in a meme. Not in Emp though, good grief, I don't think I could survive dropping her into a game with so many people to meet.)

I do in fact have a thread wherein Celestia thought to herself that she would pay good money to see Kevin try to interact with Pinkie Pie

(Hahaha nice!)

Pretty major spoilers for season 2, but. Gotta get in my daily gagtag:

Trust me, she agrees wholeheartedly.

Since I suspect some people are going to want to stalk this even though it's a closed thread here's a more normal date activity

neeerrrrrrrrrrddddd

(Gently clicks the bell) Awww~

Aww, lookit dweeby