FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
who would win in a fight between our characters?
Lady Stardust
Yours would
Stab or swallow
Hmm
ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴ
I'm not okay with the implications of this question.
Stab or swallow
I feel like Clark would in general, but when it comes to Thomas or Liir or even Randel, it depends on the fight and scenario
chrismas creep
hm.... Lana versus Scott... explosions versus plasma blasts
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴ
: the answer is Rogue because I can't imagine her doing anything where he'd feel like he'd actually want to fight her at all
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Stab or swallow
: yeah, yours and mine are a mixed bag
ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴ
I agreeeeee which is why I'm not okay with it, lol.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
objectpermanence: I'd give them both even odds!
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ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴ
: so the answer is 'no one', no one wins that fight
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
which is much like 90% of fights with Clark Kent.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
because he sure as hell doesn't want to win
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Lady Stardust
: not necessarily! Iris is tricksy
ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴ
No one wins, yep, basically.
Un(t)sundered
in an actual fight, Alan
Un(t)sundered
if it's just a friendly spar... idk
silver bullet
clark would no contest (but hopefully that fight wouldn't happen)
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Un(t)sundered
: in a friendly spar, there's no winning just a good time
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
silver bullet
: i can't even imagine that as a thing that would happen
Un(t)sundered
fair enough!
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Un(t)sundered
: Alan would win because he got to spar with Tesla
Un(t)sundered
TONA。
well, if it's a physical fight, clark. if it's an argument, probably lois tbh
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
to take it out of the martial realm: you can't win against Ardyn because he's made of Xanatos Gambit, you can very easily win against Chloe because she gets angry and huffy and stomps off, you can win against Clark but you'd better be damn sure of your points, and Alan is similar though he'll bow to sentiment more often
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
TONA。
: LOIS ALWAYS WINS.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Randel never wins because unless you're literally evil as shit, he's not actually fighting you and if he does have to fight you, he loses because he feels terrible about it after.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Scott always both loses and wins because when he wins he loses because he usually is more than a little gruff about it and when he loses it's usually something he can handle as a win-in-the-making or at least has to view that way to keep sane.
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Cass doesn't lose. Ever. Except kiss fights which is Steph's fault and doesn't count BUT OTHERWISE she doesn't lose. Ever.
Lady Stardust
LOL yeah basically it would depend if thefight happened in a comic or an audio
Lady Stardust
she does have mad applied phlebotinum skills
Hawk
Clark 200% would, but he'd do it by encouraging submission via hugs
ColdGracie
What about an arm wrestling match lol
Christmas Shard
Both Clark and Cass would win in a fight with Dick.
Jay
definitely Clark XD
sAlty
both Clark and Cass against Jason tbh
Ptriciadactyl
Tris would like to never fight Clark and find out. Him if he ever had reason to fight her because he's so darn fast. She doubts she'd get the chance to blast him with magic.