
L'fuckingChaim
/collapses... Seder...complete...

L'fuckingChaim
I'm very full and very tired

L'fuckingChaim
we did a super Good Parts Version, as we do, and still it took 5 hours from guest arrival to guest departure

HIKIKOMORTIS
Geez

L'fuckingChaim
we're talkative motherfuckers, as Jews tend to be

L'fuckingChaim
also, four-course meal

ArtIsArt
Sounds exhausting.

L'fuckingChaim
it was! doesn't help that I didn't really sleep last night (whoops)

ArtIsArt
/baps

ArtIsArt
Bad.

L'fuckingChaim
mom went flat sometime during dinner, for which I don't blame her, since she did all the cooking

L'fuckingChaim
I knowwwwww

L'fuckingChaim
I did go to bed! ...at 4 am, but still

ArtIsArt
Sleep well tonight though!

L'fuckingChaim
I will!

HIKIKOMORTIS
Talkative and sarcastic, right?

L'fuckingChaim
oh yes

L'fuckingChaim
maximum sarcasm

HIKIKOMORTIS
And lots of hand gestures

L'fuckingChaim
and puns. I don't know if puns are a Jewish thing or not but they're very Us.

ArtIsArt
it fun?

HIKIKOMORTIS
We're mostly puns and off-color humor. ^^;

ArtIsArt
My familly's all puns.

L'fuckingChaim
it was fun!

HIKIKOMORTIS
Now I'm curious, what's your favorite traditional/stereotypical Jewish food?

L'fuckingChaim
hmm

L'fuckingChaim
latkes! I don't get them often because they're hard to make, but nummmm

L'fuckingChaim
with applesauce or sour cream, I dun care

HIKIKOMORTIS
I LOVE LATKES

HIKIKOMORTIS
I eat them with applesauce on the side because I love applesauce, just not ON them.

ArtIsArt
Yum indeed.

HIKIKOMORTIS
And I make a KILLER matzoh ball soup

L'fuckingChaim
my mom makes it better

L'fuckingChaim
like, no offense, but I'm required to say that

HIKIKOMORTIS
XD

L'fuckingChaim
her matzoh ball soup is REALLY GOOD tho

HIKIKOMORTIS
I get fancy, I bruise fresh rosemary and peppercorns in a mortar and make a bouquet garni.

L'fuckingChaim
(but also, it's my mom's, so it has to be best)

ArtIsArt
(I'm polish so latkes are a thing I enjoy but not matzoh ball soup.)

L'fuckingChaim
oh wow fancy

HIKIKOMORTIS
I'm Polish on my dad's side. They're Polish Jews.

HIKIKOMORTIS
And dad's been married three times. All shiksas.

ArtIsArt
What's that mean?

HIKIKOMORTIS
Non-Jewish women

L'fuckingChaim
my mom is only Jewish by marriage, but she has adopted cookery

ArtIsArt
I see.

HIKIKOMORTIS
I even like gefilte fish with horseradish if I can scrape off the jelled broth.

ArtIsArt
All this sounds pretty good...

HIKIKOMORTIS
Gefilte fish is horrific looking

HIKIKOMORTIS
But tasty if you like white fish

L'fuckingChaim
I'm not sure I've ever had it; my dad hates fish, so we don't get it often, and never anything as fishy as gefilte fish

HIKIKOMORTIS
Now I want a sesame bagel with cream cheese, tomato, onion, and smoked salmon....

ArtIsArt
Sounds good!

ArtIsArt
I'd do poppyseed though.

HIKIKOMORTIS
I love either one, honestly

HIKIKOMORTIS
Just happen to be craving sesame atm

HIKIKOMORTIS
And the onion has to be sweet white onion, slivered paper thin

ArtIsArt
/nods