plot with kanaya for the dream world!
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plot with kanaya for the dream world!
plot with kanaya for the dream world!
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aka i got cleared to cassandra complex this shit
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though
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i saw you might be planning to have shepard try to free other dreamers, maybe they should team up
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UH YES PLEASE especially since holy fuck, i have not threaded off kanaya since i was playing bradbury
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lemme take a look at thiiis
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okay KNUCKLECRACKS so you've seen some of the potential consequences for freeing dreamers, i haven't yet figured out a scenario for making that happen yet so i'm WIDE OPEN there
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i do think it'd be funny if kanaya initially ran into shepard and he was one of those 'haha no' dismissive people only to run into her again and be like SHIT, U WERE RIGHT
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i imagine if they're getting anywhere near twenty, most of those are probably npcs
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and man that sounds like it'd be hilarious
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she's going to be so mad through this whole plot
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okay what if
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their initial meeting gets so yelly they draw attention from npc russian soldiers ...
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get shot and die??? 
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i'm into that
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shepard won't remember it initially but ofc kanaya will so LMAO CONTRIBUTE TO HER FURY
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but yeah i'd love for them to figure out some way to figure out how to free npcs. the ooc post mentioned edge of tomorrow tho so i'm laughing SUPER HARD bc if you've seen that movie
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there's one point where tom cruise is just like OH MY GOD, KILL ME SO I CAN RESET MYSELF
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they're going to be tom cruise dying over and over
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[yakkety sax plays while shepard and kanaya run around convincing people to shoot them]
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this is way too in line with kanaya's fucked up morals
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i can probably think of a less absurd scenario when i've actually had sleep but otherwise that's the best i can come up with
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KILL ME ALREADY TO SAVE YOURSELF
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this is a great first impression
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now the only question is going to be
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how do they know the npc soldats who shoot them got out
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it's the old jamjar problem
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hah! well, kanaya is probably in a better position to do this than shep is
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since for the first week or so she can remember stuff between waking and dreaming, y?
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i figure like ... even if shepard KNOWS stuff while he's awake, he'll struggle to remember it in-dream, but if they manage to talk IRL (as it were) maybe they can work the problem from that side too
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teamwork
teamwork
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oh you know she's going to be journaling everything when she wakes up
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it's been like six, seven years since she's had to coordinate anything in her dreams, but it won't be the first time
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good thing she's got the experience heck yeah
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she should probably make a post after the first few days, once she's figured out it's going to be recurring
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'try to remember to ask people to kill you haha lol'
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the biggest obstacle right now is thinking up the logistics of how they figure that out
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i don't expect she'll know by the time she does make a post
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haha right ... there's so many moving parts to this, it's hard to guess what people will be posting about/discovering
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so the best plan is to play it by ear and have fun
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in general i think making a big ruckus > enough to prompt some of those in-dream consequences > having something more concrete to report back to other people trying to find stuff would be a good general track to go
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yeah getting them shot is a fun start
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imma tag shep while i think about my own starter
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sounds good! i guess another straight up way to just trigger the FUN SHIT happening is to bump into sylar (separately or together) and compare notes
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but i think i'm gonna sink into doodle hell for the rest of the night
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that sounds like a good place
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imma get some rp done so i can get back into bird hell
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let's do it
let's do it
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THIS IS SUPER UNRELATED HAHA i just found this going through old art 
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poor kanaya
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: this is great especially because shinji ikari is still her best friend in mom
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: she's had too good a year, she was overdue for some suffering
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at least a million dream deaths is the exact kind of suffering she'll brush off entirely after
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john will give her some change
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or a couch to sleep on
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like "whew at least i didn't die in any way that really mattered"
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he's gonna take pity on the crazy women talking utter nonsense
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yup
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she won't even take the couch because why would she sleep in a dream, that's absurd
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she will accept a shower though
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no one ever realized a bag lady could be so vain
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steals a nail file and never puts it down, her hands look awful
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what about baby?
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baby is either going to be Real Upset that mom is sleeping so much, or is in one of the bags
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i have not yet decided, but leaning to the first
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just so i can tag people with a loud chirping grub with no available translator
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kanaya just carries a cabbage around in the dream
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"look at my beautiful daughter. she has my eyes"
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the cabbage has ashiah's face carved into it, kanaya's just like "the fuck"
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if this is meant to be an au where the russian invasion succeeded, maybe she was institutionalized because ashiah died in the aftermath
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she hatched like just a month before that
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though whatever au history she has isn't going to be touched on much because she's conscious
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I KNOW I'M LATE but hahaha plugsuit kanaya
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I want something but I don't know what yet
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also I'm pretty sure I'm doing resistance shinji so maybe we can do a thing?
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we can definitely do a thing
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possibly where shinji is like Concerned because he knows it's been a bad year and she's just been pretty crazy lately and he maybe hasn't seen much of her since it all started
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: i'm gonna get a starter up for her a little later, so i'm sure we can figure something out for them once i get some good prompts
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awesome! I'll just tag in there and not worry about cooking up details for now
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Actually given what I may be going with for shinji it might be that she has to be the concerned one
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spending over a year as part of a guerrilla military group and actually using his combat skills on people instead of monsters has probably not done great things to his mental state
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/goes to write a thing for this
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given that she is actually regular her in not regular her's life, most definitely
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okay i've written an opener, now i just need to think of the prompts to accompany it
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harassing soldats is definitely going to be one of them, because kanaya has never been a woman with a good sense of self-preservation
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then like, hmmm, arguing with a food truck vendor
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disrupting traffic by banging a pan in the street
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i need ideas for really dumb things she can do