( WORK ) oh no all of my kiddos are adorable???

also i came home and passed out until i had to get up for work sob

i'm officially adopting all of them and no one can stop me

little screwballs also think they're funny

conversation that went like this:

kid: "how is it that you have a ton of practical advice but you can't even do your own basic plumbing?"
me: "damn it, jim, i'm a doctor, not an actual adult"

kid: "did you just......."
me: "yes"
kid: "you got no chill and some serious bones about it, don't you?"

and now everyone single one of them is calling me bones

ironically his name is jim

every single one them are pun machines

i officially love my job