squinting at this bachelorette party thing I found

Wow, whoever wrote those up is a royal douchelord

"people who are tired get harrassed"? What....?

Wow. Pretentious.

I don't think they actually know what roofies do.

Sounds like, "If your definition of 'fun' doesn't match mine, you suck "

# 7 is the only reasonable suggestion

4 is slightly okay... but it should be edited to be like... "have all the fun and enjoy this to the most... but be smart and safe about it"

but yeah... that would be like... "Hm... I'm out."

Be real, except if you're tired

that's when I'm like... I'M ALLOWED TO BE TIRED BITCH BACK THE FUCK OFF

idk if it's supposed to be funny? because it fails at that

it does

Hotels always have a the strangest stuff.

......... bleg

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