skarme
Hello from Amsterdam Schiphol airport! I'm not dead yet
skarme
I wish we had a little while to go visit the actual city but our connecting flight is in like half an hour
skarme
it may be weird for a language I've never studied but I rly like listening to Dutch...
skarme
would like to learn someday maybe
skarme
anyway I've slept like one hour and Im gonna spontaneously combust
Meowderbolts*
HO WAIT
Meowderbolts*
WHAT
Meowderbolts*
WELCOME TO THE NETHERLANDS!!!
Meowderbolts*
You're in my country now 
skarme
o-oh my miss meowzy 
skarme
haha we're going on to China, we just got a connecting flight here first
skarme
or else I might have asked you about tourist spots lmfao
Meowderbolts*
tbh, just a few hours of transit is more than enough of the Netherlands.
Meowderbolts*
This place ain't all that great, aside from the fact that I'm in it.
skarme
baww, but I do want to do the touristy shit tbh!
skarme
I have been to Amsterdam once before but I was about ten and remember literally nothing :<
Meowderbolts*
We have Madurodam (a place with miniature landmarks) and the Efteling (a themepark) a bit further south. Those are the only two tourist spots I can recommend.
Meowderbolts*
Everything is just "here, buy some clumps and weed."
Meowderbolts*
...Clogs. I mean clogs.
skarme
i mean it ain't england 
skarme
clumps
skarme
not clumps of anything in particular, just clumps
Meowderbolts*
Bullshitty wooden shoes. You don't wanna know how hard it is to walk in those.
Meowderbolts*
They're like sandals only five times heavier, so they fall right off your feet.
skarme
concept: clogs made of weed
Meowderbolts*
..................... I see no problems.
skarme
a bong shaped like a clog...
Meowderbolts*
I'm 90% sure those already exist.
skarme
but which is more dutch
Meowderbolts*
I wanna say the bong, because bongs are still being actively used while clogs are not.
Cerise ♢
I bet you could find hemp slippers or shoes somewhere tho'.
Cerise ♢
(Visited Amsterdam with uni once, as well as a couple of times with my family as a kid. Would kind of like to see it again sometime.)
Prepawsterous ☋
I didn't realise you were going all the way to China!!
Prepawsterous ☋
take care!
skarme
YEAH I haven't been back in ten years so it is an Experience!
skarme
putting a new meaning to "those heels are smokin'"