xaris
customer complaints listed in the break room, with hits such as: 'but MACY'S LET ME DO THIS' 'i don't like that other customers looked at me' 'the cashier was too quiet MY EXPERIENCE WAS RUINED i'm the one paying their bills'
Curdy&Comfy
I'm laughing at the "other customers looked at me" omfg
xaris
dead serious the complaint was 'the racks are too low other customers can look at me and i don't like it'
xaris
another i didn't include was 'why did I have to wait in line'
Curdy&Comfy
oh. my god
i love you 3000
i get anxiety in public but not when they consider it someone else's problem to fix
xaris
these were all things that were listed 'to improve upon' like i'm sorry but there's no improving these people
Curdy&Comfy
YES, MY KHOL'S EXPERIENCE WOULD BE ENHANCED IF I DIDN'T SEE ANY OTHER HUMANS IN THE ENTIRE BUILDING, THANK YOU
fernicus
THE CASHEIR WAS TOO QUIET IM DYING
xaris
'I'M THE ONE PAYING THEIR BILLS' i'm hollering jesus christ
xaris
'she was quiet and didn't say much to me and DIDN'T EVEN ASK HOW I WAS like she had an attitude or somethin getting on the registers for five mins to serve ME are all your cashiers like this nowadays i'm the one paying their bills'
xaris
it was an entire ESSAY about the cashier being quiet and therefore must be a lazy bitch
xaris
that was the entire complaint
Curdy&Comfy
Oh my god
Curdy&Comfy
"I'm the one paying their bills" actually that's corporate
xaris
shhhhhhhhh let them think they're special
Nox
refund them the actual penny I guess
xaris
actually don't that's how this all starts
Nox
like "yes you are right in the long run, but that also applies to literally every customer"
Nox
you and I both know they wouldnt take the penny and would just rage more
xaris
oh i've argued with a woman over a dollar before
xaris
because she had to pay a dollar more
xaris
yesterday i had a woman threatening to go to corporate because our kohls didn't have the sweater she wanted
xaris
and another did
xaris
so........ why didn't you.......... buy it t here............
Curdy&Comfy
Clearly corporate keeps all of the good sweaters
xaris
not to mention spring is in a month, lady
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is this Kohls or retail woes?
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cause I can rattle some
xaris
pls share your horror stories i'd love to hear
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lol
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let's see... I sold a guy a return Samsung watch he paid a discounted amount for it, and he inspected the watch he bought. a week later he comes back.
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and he was talking about how it was broke. and he wanted to buy one for his sister. so I handed him another one that was discounted. But he was mad because this one costed more.
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But when he bought the first one I explained the reason why the watches were different prices was because of their returned date.
xaris
haha oh boy, one of those people
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and he processed to lecture me about how much he paid for the first watch and that I give him the same price as the last one.
xaris
i just had a woman complain some leggings she wanted weren't the same price as they were two weeks ago
xaris
or even better, half a year ago
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I just smile and nodded. at least he was nicer then that one lady who was missed about Apple watches.
xaris
and insisted i'm wrong and don't know what i'm talking about when i'm standing next to the sign
xaris
s'all you can do with people like that
xaris
'okay. i'm sorry. yes, it's ridiculous'
xaris
actual thoughts: man if i had a switch i could be playing zeld rn
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I feel you.
xaris
and then your whining gets posted in the breakroom for everyone to make fun of you at
xaris
tbf we only make fun of the really really stupid people
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at my place we get written up because customers are always right. 
xaris
i guess one good thing to come of kohls is that nobody really cares enough to
xaris
customer complaints just get a general 'please work on bettering this'
xaris
but literally all of them are just 'they didn't get what they wanted because we stuck to policy'
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aafes sucks for its workers. xD
xaris
why people gotta have such salt over teeny tiny little things. why you gotta be so entitled.
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I wish I knew
Cinnamuffin
omg i know those feels
Cinnamuffin
i see those and i'm just like 
Nox
my favorite remains someone sending in a complaint that we don't have a drive thru for our pharmacy.
Nox
our pharmacy located in the anchor position of a business complex
Nox
they did this for three months
Nox
I desperately wanted to ask them which other business they wanted to drive through to get their meds, Jimmy Johns or Panda Express