Master Chieve
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Master Chieve
Are you ever just tagging a smut thread
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and the other person writes something that makes you think
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"I'm pretty sure that this person doesn't actually have a penis/vagina/boobs/whatever"
Vehrec
I try to avoid doing that.
Master Chieve
I do too
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I'm sure most people do
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And I mean most of the time it's minor stuff
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and then you get "he rammed into her cervix flooding her with intense pleasure"
Master Chieve
I've never encountered that one
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but I winced reading it
Master Chieve
The two main "I'm pretty sure you're a girl RPing a boy" I've noticed are
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- Describing their penis as "throbbing"
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- Deriving pleasure from having water (like from a shower) hit their penis
HurricaneChris
...
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They don't really throb unless you look REALLY closely
Master Chieve
And I know that girls can masturbate with a shower massage, but boys can't
Master Chieve
Like it doesn't feel bad? but...
Master Chieve
it's not really going to do anything for you
EsperBot
I've had mine jump a bit with heartbeat before. Not all the time and not particularly strongly but sometimes.
BF
If that's true, why do I get a boner every time I touch water
Master Chieve
Look BF this plurk isn't to discuss your specific kinks
Master Chieve
Anyways I've never like actually said anything about it to people
Master Chieve
on account of it's not a big deal
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and I RP girls in smut threads sometimes
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and I'm sure I make little mistakes like this too
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I'm taking notes
Master Chieve
I'm hoping to take notes from vaginahavers out there too actually
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copious dicknotes
Master Chieve
what are little details that people often get wrong about boobs and pussy
A Grinning DM
I don't really smut RP much but this was something I thought frequently when I used to read hentai manga. A complete cluelessness about how female bodies work.
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tittywise, if you're flat on your back and they're on the large side, they're gonna flop to the side rather than perk straight up
Master Chieve
Yes I've...basically stopped reading hentai
Master Chieve
It's always just so gross
dragon time
nothing turns me off more than going ass to vag or ass to mouth with no break
EsperBot
the way most hentai artists draw boobs is repulsive. THe larger the worse they look, generally.
dragon time
maybe that's part of the appeal for some people but cmon
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that's been in a butt
Master Chieve
I don't do Anal as a general rule
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Butts are an out only hole
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No entry
EsperBot
anal's great as far as I'm concerned by ass-to-X is a big noooooope
EsperBot
*but
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so much hentai both straight and gay writes it like a pussy with different euphemisms
Master Chieve
If anal is your thing then go at it. I'll be over here not paying attention
dragon time
then there's semen volume! or even female ejaculation
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at some point you need to take a step back and consider
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just how much someone can keep it up without getting dehydrated
Master Chieve
I mean
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that's probably one of the things that's acceptable handwaving but still
DrugsJulius
I mean I like some weird unrealistic trash porn but I fully acknowledge why it's trash
Master Chieve
I'll take a certain amount of artistic license for that
HurricaneChris
Or, in the case of someone with male parts, rapidly cumming multiple times.
dragon time
if you're fuckin' a dozen times in a row-
SmileySkeletor
HurricaneChris
: Yes, this.
Master Chieve
But yeah there's a limit
SmileySkeletor
Refractory period is a thing, people
EsperBot
Getting right back into it? Sure, if you're motivated. Actually orgasming again? Go eat a sandwich and come back, that shit's on cooldown.
Master Chieve
The main thing I tell myself is "This is a Bakerstreet Smut thread"
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"It's kind of funny that you wrote that but who the fuck cares?"
Master Chieve
This is also what I tell myself about peoples orientation preferences for characters in those memes
Master Chieve
"Ichigo Kurosaki | Bleach | m/m" sure
Master Chieve
I mean Ichigo probably isn't gay but if you like Ichigo and you also like writing m/m who the fuck cares
Dirk Warhard
Yeah I think that's more about what the player is interested in than declaring the character's orientation.
Master Chieve
It took me a while to internalize this wisdom
Master Chieve
but I have done that now
EsperBot
I mean, a bit of column A a bit of column B, but yes.