
kikibug13
Non-spoilery: I'm home

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Also I was just reminded that a modern horror phrase is totally 'there was this one fic'

前に進もう。
welcome home!

前に進もう。
and how apt

前に進もう。
"I saw this one fic" or "this one tag"

kikibug13
Innit

前に進もう。
though these days for the price of a tumblr account just click a character or fandom tag and scroll

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... well yes.

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and thaank

kikibug13
it was good yep. My feet hate me though

resisting li


Tad Cooper
I got to "I saw this one fic" the other day

kikibug13
... ohdear

kikibug13
(what new horrors lie in stooooore?)

𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
you're welcome

𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
for this horror

𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
the fic in question, in fact, reached the point you're picturing and went so far beyond it that it's barely a blip on the radar of how fucked up that fic was

kikibug13
/snorts

kikibug13
basically, horror stories start with that phrase.

𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
yes

𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
they definitely do

Tad Cooper
That particular example went "I saw this one fic where Coluans had evolved from plants and Brainiac 5 had a bifurcated penis"

kikibug13
/snickers

kikibug13
the case that spawned the thought came from something more gross than anything else

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... and actually mildly gross, just making me go 'people... don't.'

𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖.
"was this sincerely necessary"

apple thief 🍎
I too was reading this one fic that ran off the rails spectacularly but the train wreck was too bad for even me to continue...

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anyway welcome home!

kikibug13
thaaank