tmw it wasn't your pet or your stuff that made the mess but you were the first to come across it and you can't just pretend you didn't see it so now you gotta be the one to clean it up

related, i can't believe justin still leaves his cooked food out on the stove with just a little cover over the pot and expects his cats not to knock it over like the demonic vultures they are lmao

these cats will rip apart anything that comes in a plastic bag just on the vague hope that there will be food in it

literally you can't leave anything vaguely edible unattended in a container they can chew through

it's one of the reasons my door is shut all the damn time, so i can take a fucking piss without cats getting at whatever i'm in the middle of eating

ninja has zero interest in my food unless he's getting hangry so i can trust him with it

but yeah it was this huge pan of some kinda soup or something and i had to mop it all up with paper towels ugh