If you ever feel like we live in the worst possible timeline, remember this:

When Harry Potter was first becoming popular, and they were looking to do the movies

Stephen Spielberg was approached to do the first movie

and his vision was going to be to change the story to take place in America, at "Hogwarts High"

But he declined at the last minute to work on Minority Report instead

I remember the phrase "complete with a blond girlfriend" being uttered

yeah

oh no

we're right next

to that universe

...how bad is it

that i want to see that movie

just. just to see what it's like.

^ Also I'd be down with any timeline that doesn't have Minority Report

i really want to see that movie

what

take me to that timeline

im ready

Tbh

That movie would have flopped

And today we'd probably be free from perpetual Harry Potter film fandom

So maybe it wouldn't have been that bad

One of the things I've often thought of asking for a genie is being able to browse the internet of alternate dimensions.... mainly so I could download movies and shows like this that never were in our timeline