
Quinn Angstrom
If you ever feel like we live in the worst possible timeline, remember this:

Quinn Angstrom
When Harry Potter was first becoming popular, and they were looking to do the movies

Quinn Angstrom
Stephen Spielberg was approached to do the first movie

Quinn Angstrom
and his vision was going to be to change the story to take place in America, at "Hogwarts High"

Quinn Angstrom
But he declined at the last minute to work on Minority Report instead

Master Chieve
I remember the phrase "complete with a blond girlfriend" being uttered

Quinn Angstrom
yeah

GAY TENNA?
oh no

Quinn Angstrom
we're right next

Quinn Angstrom
to that universe

big juicy
...how bad is it

big juicy
that i want to see that movie

big juicy
just. just to see what it's like.

penis bacon
^ Also I'd be down with any timeline that doesn't have Minority Report

knotsferatu
i really want to see that movie

dragon time
what

knotsferatu
take me to that timeline

knotsferatu
im ready

EsperBot
Tbh

EsperBot
That movie would have flopped

EsperBot
And today we'd probably be free from perpetual Harry Potter film fandom

EsperBot
So maybe it wouldn't have been that bad

A Grinning DM
One of the things I've often thought of asking for a genie is being able to browse the internet of alternate dimensions.... mainly so I could download movies and shows like this that never were in our timeline