[FF7] i want AU where instead of being a standard wing-type angel, Sephiroth is instead a hot mess of wheels within wheels, fire, eyeballs, liquid metal and animal heads

megami tensei is thataway -->

no, this specifically has to be sephiroth, because the appeal of the character is that there is something there that can theoretically be fucked

if it's just an angel it's no fun. but figuring out how to fuck the angel? when it's fire with wheels?

that is what makes this a compelling AU.

sephiroth with three faces all yelling "JENOVA IS GOOD JENOVA IS HOLY"

i'm so mad that someone at square talked them out of giving the angelic Sephiroth big tits

bayonetta is that way -->

DAMMIT! SOMEONE MADE THE JOKE ALREADY